<p>lmao i don't wear glasses but i always start laughing really hard when my mom is freaking out before we go out to my grandpa's b/c she can't find them and they're on her head...i just sit back and watch the fun...
:)</p>
<p>Ever went to fart in public and then s h i t your pants? I haven't yet but I believe I've come close, and I'm wondering how I'd handle such an incident.</p>
<p>Erm I remember having a really bad bout of the runs when I was on a safari somewhere in India (I lived there then, the food just didn't agree with me), but that hasn't happened.</p>
<p>PS- I just checked my head for the glasses and they weren't there :-(</p>
<p>Do you like spandex/lycra in any of its forms?</p>
<p>The extremely stretchy spandex/lycra bookcovers are amazing. When the year ends, we wear them on our heads like thug caps and pretend our town isn't 99.8% Caucasian. :)</p>
<p>Do you intend to be a fiesty old person (think the red hat ladies' poem) or the wise, mysterious type (think Yoda)? Or something else entirely?</p>
<p>I'll be the old guy that complains about kids on his lawn in a Bevis and Buthead voice, but then again I might be dead.</p>
<p>TI 83 or TI 89?</p>
<p>i am the rubiks cube, the enigma, the lover, the seductress, the innocent, the naive.
andddd it looks like someone beat me to it.</p>
<p>TI 83. only bc im more familiar with it.</p>
<p>if you could describe yourself in 3 words what would they be</p>
<p>I intend to be well educated, a philosopher, a yearner for the good and the beautiful, a true product of an education unparalleled, and a lover of the "life of the mind."</p>
<p>What is your favorite poem, and why?</p>
<p>that was more than 3 words!!! :mad:</p>
<p>my favorite poem is the song i wrote for my lover, where the lover's name can be interchangeable to fit my mood/infatuations.
if you're lucky i just might perform it.</p>
<p>oh i forgot to ask a question.</p>
<p>what is the next question i should ask?</p>
<p>You should ask why you couldn't come up with a real question. Hmph.</p>
<p>Have you ever lost to someone who took the "cheap route"? What happened?</p>
<p>No i have no idea what you are talking about. haha im dumb</p>
<p>Have you ever tried really hard to achieve something, but then gotten beat by someone who didn't deserve it?
(assuming that's what you meant)</p>
<p>yeah.. all the cheaters in my school get better grades.. that they don't deserve!!!</p>
<p>what is your dream job???</p>
<p>Chief of Staff to the second coming of President Reagan (Ken Blackwell, Mike Pence, whoever it might be). Or maybe Chairman of the RNC. </p>
<p>Name a "charity" or otherwise non-profit organization that really bugs you.</p>
<p>I don't like the Salvation Army, because its name is too misleading, whose fighting? is it religious? idk</p>
<p>What would be your final score on Jeopardy!?</p>
<p>i've actually played online and typically get -800...so that's a good guess</p>
<p>Why is cologne called "eau du toilette" in french? What the hell am I putting on me?</p>
<p>It means of the bathwater I believe. I think it makes you clean. But then again I only take German in school.</p>
<p>If you hit a blind person in the head, does he see stars?</p>
<p>Nah. I don't even see stars, and I am not blind.</p>
<p>If you could be a piece of fruit, what kind would you be?</p>
<p>hmm, id say avocado. im a bit insecure about my bmi haha</p>
<p>if you could change one thing about yerself, what would it be?</p>
<p>I would like to be a foot taller (6'11'') so I could rule at basketball. </p>
<p>If a tree falls in the forest, who is the lumberjack?</p>
<p>god</p>
<p>wow that answer came to me quick...must be the truth!</p>
<p>anyway, Who here is afraid of that God thread lurking on CC?</p>
<p>on 2nd thought, the lumberjack, so to speak, may well be a butterfly in a brazilian rainforest</p>
<p>I'm afraid of that God topic lurking in life. And on CC by extension.</p>
<p>Have you ever had a religoius debate/disagreement during which someone actually changed their mind?</p>
<p>Yes I converted a hardcore catholic conservative republican to a hardcore atheist conservative republican.</p>
<p>Which Ivy leauge school would win if they all were on the reality show survivor and why? (its Uchicago forum, so its unbiased)</p>