Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>yes, two times too.
why?</p>

<p>See above.</p>

<p>how?</p>

<p>With my fingers.</p>

<p>when?</p>

<p>Whenever I want.</p>

<p>where?</p>

<p>Where I am.</p>

<p>what?</p>

<p>Whatever I deem worthy/necessary.</p>

<p>Who is your favorite G-Unit rapper?</p>

<p>Who is your favorite G-Unit rapper?</p>

<ol>
<li>Because he's the most attractive. He has pretty teeth.</li>
</ol>

<p>Why do people always think they are right?
In a world with a massive food surplus, why are people starving?
Do insurers believe in God?
Did Hitler kill himself after the war?
Do some people eat horses?
Should we use brain surgery to help mentally challenged people?
Why do we fear death?
Is islam a threat to modern society?
How do eskimos have sex?
How does one become a libertarian?
How do you naturally eliminate the smell of cigarette smoke?
How much does Bill Gates earn?
Is there such thing as a tooth fairy?
Who killed Jesus?
How often does the normal man think about sex?
How does one become homosexual?
Why do bacteria live longer than humans?
What is in a McDonalds hamburger?
Is the metric system more accurate?
Where does the image of Santa Claus come from?
Do gypsies have rights?
Does war solve problems?
Can a human brain calculate pi while sleeping?
Is the war on terror justified?
How much money should a salesman make?
What is the biggest problem facing the world today?
Which race is the most attractive?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
How much does a pro basketball player get payed per year?
How do you say "jelly bean" in German?
Should we legalize illegal drugs?
What happens to greedy people?
Why are blondes so often portrayed as being stupid?
What does Libya's flag look like?
What's the difference between archaeology and grave-robbing?
Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable?
Do computers fear death?
Do real men vote Democrat?
Why do women find gay men attractive?
Where's my flying car?
What drives people to torture, martyr, and kill other people?
What are the negative consequences of vegetarianism?
Can people be trusted to govern themselves?
Can humans breed with chimps?
Why shouldn't we take life for granted?
Is morality innate?
Can two blue-eyed parents have a brown-eyed kid?</p>

<p>is rockermcr sheed30?</p>

<p>lol^^^^^^^^^not even close...</p>

<p>why didn't rocker ask me the question to do with Libya, since I'm libyan?</p>

<p>who has written higher percentage of post on the others' thread...has Joli written a higher percentage of question's on sheed's or has sheed written a higher percentage on Joli's?</p>

<p>Why do people always think they are right?</p>

<p>I don't know why "people" do, but I do because...I am.</p>

<p>In a world with a massive food surplus, why are people starving?</p>

<p>A combination of ignorance, denial, and oblivion.</p>

<p>Do insurers believe in God?</p>

<p>The good ones.</p>

<p>Did Hitler kill himself after the war?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do some people eat horses?</p>

<p>YES! I hosted a petition against this when I was 12. It didn't go anywhere. Sigh.</p>

<p>Should we use brain surgery to help mentally challenged people?</p>

<p>It's controversial, but yes. I believe so. No one deserves that kind of punishment on earth.</p>

<p>Why do we fear death?</p>

<p>I don't. I know exactly where I'm going, so I don't live in fear. But others do because they have not been informed of their redeemer.</p>

<p>Is islam a threat to modern society?</p>

<p>Violent Islam is, definitely.</p>

<p>How do eskimos have sex?</p>

<p>Large snow suits that "suit" two people : D. Cute.</p>

<p>How does one become a libertarian?</p>

<p>BAHAHA. By being indecisive and annoying.</p>

<p>How do you naturally eliminate the smell of cigarette smoke?</p>

<p>Eliminate cigarettes.</p>

<p>How much does Bill Gates earn?</p>

<p>Too much for one person.</p>

<p>Is there such thing as a tooth fairy?</p>

<p>No, thank gosh. The thought of someone sneaking into my room, STEALING an ex-body part of mine, and leaving me a coin in return. No way. What would they do with the teeth, anyway? Keep them in a big vat? Ew.</p>

<p>Who killed Jesus?</p>

<p>Those who did not believe.</p>

<p>How often does the normal man think about sex?</p>

<p>Once every 10 minutes.</p>

<p>How does one become homosexual?</p>

<p>A lack of opportunity with the opposite sex.</p>

<p>Why do bacteria live longer than humans?</p>

<p>They multiply faster.</p>

<p>What is in a McDonalds hamburger?</p>

<p>Nasty.</p>

<p>Is the metric system more accurate?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Where does the image of Santa Claus come from?</p>

<p>Storybooks.</p>

<p>Do gypsies have rights?</p>

<p>Gypsies steal my tears.</p>

<p>Does war solve problems?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>Can a human brain calculate pi while sleeping?</p>

<p>Not mine...</p>

<p>Is the war on terror justified?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>How much money should a salesman make?</p>

<p>It depends on his sales skills, duh. </p>

<p>What is the biggest problem facing the world today?</p>

<p>A lack of agreement.</p>

<p>Which race is the most attractive? </p>

<p>I'm not race blind, but I will say I'm attracted to Caucasians in general, just because there is a LOT of variety.</p>

<p>Which came first, the chicken or the egg?</p>

<p>Chicken.</p>

<p>How much does a pro basketball player get payed per year?</p>

<p>Too effing much. </p>

<p>How do you say "jelly bean" in German?</p>

<p>"gelee bean" lmao I have no idea...</p>

<p>Should we legalize illegal drugs?</p>

<p>NO!</p>

<p>What happens to greedy people?</p>

<p>They get killed off by genius serial killers (Se7en).</p>

<p>Why blondes so often portrayed as being stupid?</p>

<p>Sexism.</p>

<p>What does Libya's flag look like?</p>

<p>GREEN!</p>

<p>What's the difference between archaeology and grave-robbing?</p>

<p>Haha, necrophilia.</p>

<p>Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable?</p>

<p>Veggie.</p>

<p>Do computers fear death?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Do real men vote Democrat?</p>

<p>Yes--DEPENDING on the candidate, obviously there are always going to be exceptions.</p>

<p>Why do women find gay men attractive?</p>

<p>Because they're unattainable.</p>

<p>Where's my flying car?</p>

<p>In my garage.</p>

<p>What drives people to torture, martyr, and kill other people?</p>

<p>Jealousy.</p>

<p>What are the negative consequences of vegetarianism?</p>

<p>Weight gain due to excess carbohydrates.</p>

<p>Can people be trusted to govern themselves?</p>

<p>Nope.</p>

<p>Can humans breed with chimps?</p>

<p>Ew, no!</p>

<p>Why shouldn't we take life for granted?</p>

<p>Because you only have one to live (here).</p>

<p>Is morality innate?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Can two blue-eyed parents have a brown-eyed kid?</p>

<p>Eh, I don't remember 10th grade Bio. But I don't think so.</p>

<p>why didn't rocker ask me the question to do with Libya, since I'm libyan?</p>

<p>Because he likes me more.</p>

<p>who has written higher percentage of post on the others' thread...has Joli written a higher percentage of question's on sheed's or has sheed written a higher percentage on Joli's?</p>

<p>I'm sure I've written more on your's. Seeing as you avoid giving me the list I am owed ANNND...your thread has been around longer.</p>

<p>73/759 = 9.62% of the posts on my thread have come from you.</p>

<p>28/250 = 11.20% of the posts on your thread have come from me.</p>

<p>what do you think of that?</p>

<p>what do you think of that?</p>

<p><em>smirk</em> </p>

<p>That's what I think.</p>

<p>Are you a Christian?</p>

<p>imboredwhatshouldido</p>

<p>Are you a Christian?</p>

<p>Mmhmm.</p>

<p>imboredwhatshouldido</p>

<p>Watch "What Not To Wear" or "The Office"...or possibly a Disney movie. Or maybe go ice skating. Or shopping. Or...on a date. Or travel to Iowa and get my ACT scores for me.</p>

<p>No .</p>

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<p>Ooops. I forgot. You're the one who turned their nose up when I said "yes" to the girly girl question. I now realize the fault in my suggestions.</p>

<p>Although, you could like, go get my scores in a non-girly way. I never said you had to skip and sing your way to Iowa...</p>

<p>do you dislike jews? do you dislike dr pepper? do you dislike jamie lynn spears?</p>

<p>do you dislike jews? </p>

<p>No way! I am actually incredibly interested in their customs.</p>

<p>do you dislike dr pepper? </p>

<p>It's practically the only soda I can stand.</p>

<p>do you dislike jamie lynn spears?</p>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Do you know that you and Andrea should have a party together because you are both obsessed with showers and Jews?</p>

<p>Are you hot?</p>

<p>In college, should I change my approach and go after girls who are actually intelligent instead of the usual? What would the benefits be?</p>