Ask Joli.Hauteur A Question!

<p>do you like fur coats?</p>

<ul>
<li>what was your favorite episode of golden girls?</li>
</ul>

<p>Ummm...the one where they're all sick, and a ball is coming up where they're all up for this community service award, so they all go to the banquet all sick and then none of them win the award. Fantastic.</p>

<ul>
<li>who do you think my favorite golden girls character is?</li>
</ul>

<p>Dorothy!</p>

<ul>
<li>who is your favorite golden girls character?</li>
</ul>

<p>Blancheeee <3</p>

<ul>
<li>do you like fur coats?</li>
</ul>

<p>Vintage fur coats are chic chic CHIC.</p>

<p>Were you up until 2:51 because you couldn't stop posting on CC?</p>

<p>Did you tell Les that you live in the West coast?</p>

<ul>
<li>Were you up until 2:51 because you couldn't stop posting on CC?</li>
</ul>

<p>I will refer you to the following question...</p>

<ul>
<li>Did you tell Les that you live in the West coast?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yeeeah. But I was up late nontheless, but not, like...3 AM late.</p>

<p>Are you standoffish?</p>

<p>Are you a book?</p>

<p>What didn't you like about Across the Universe?</p>

<p>Is Bono annoying?</p>

<p>What kind of a name is Bono?</p>

<p>What's your favourite movie?</p>

<p>Do you hate "What's your favourite..." questions because they're lame?</p>

<p>Do you have Jellybones?</p>

<p>Do you like Jelly Beans?</p>

<p>Can they be planted?</p>

<p>If you plant nickels, will you grow a money tree?</p>

<p>Should money not be associated with trees?</p>

<p>Is money the root of all evil?</p>

<p>Does evil really have roots?</p>

<p>Does that mean it's a plant?</p>

<p>Is Jellybones awesome?</p>

<p>Is evil a fruit or vegetable?</p>

<p>Is it shocking that "evil" backwards is "live"?</p>

<p>Are you repulsed?</p>

<p>Is it shocking that the words "Santa" and "Satan" have the same letters?</p>

<p>Are you repulsed?</p>

<p>Are jelly beans better than gummy worms?</p>

<p>Do we all float on a keg?</p>

<p>Do you hate that song?</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you standoffish?</li>
</ul>

<p>No! Unless I'm in a bad mood or feeling shy. Which is pretty rare.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you a book?</li>
</ul>

<p>I could be.</p>

<ul>
<li>What didn't you like about Across the Universe?</li>
</ul>

<p>How do you know all these things about me? Basically it was the worst movie IN THE UNIVERSE. It made me hate Beatles songs for about a week. I couldn't stand them, THAT MOVIE made Beatles songs CORNY! The storyline made no sense...it was just a big jumple of yuck.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Bono annoying?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes, but I think he means well.</p>

<ul>
<li>What kind of a name is Bono?</li>
</ul>

<p>An Irish one?</p>

<ul>
<li>What's your favourite movie?</li>
</ul>

<p>I have too many...American Beauty, Election, The Graduate, The Freshman, Mermaids, Some Like It Hot (!), Thelma and Louise, Teen Witch, Seven brides for Seven Brothers, Princess Bride......sorry!</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you hate "What's your favourite..." questions because they're lame?</li>
</ul>

<p>Obviously I don't hate them.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you have Jellybones?</li>
</ul>

<p>Sometimes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you like Jelly Beans?</li>
</ul>

<p>Jelly Bellies, yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Can they be planted?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes!</p>

<ul>
<li>If you plant nickels, will you grow a money tree?</li>
</ul>

<p>No, you have to plant $100 bills before the earth will cooperate.</p>

<ul>
<li>Should money not be associated with trees?</li>
</ul>

<p>It probably shouldn't be.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is money the root of all evil?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ul>
<li>Does evil really have roots?</li>
</ul>

<p>Evil has white trash roots that need to be dyed.</p>

<ul>
<li>Does that mean it's a plant?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Jellybones awesome?</li>
</ul>

<p>Mmhmm, I like it.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is evil a fruit or vegetable?</li>
</ul>

<p>A vegetable, obviously.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is it shocking that "evil" backwards is "live"?</li>
</ul>

<p>Nope.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you repulsed?</li>
</ul>

<p>Not yet.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is it shocking that the words "Santa" and "Satan" have the same letters?</li>
</ul>

<p>Coincidental.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you repulsed?</li>
</ul>

<p>Haha, YES.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are jelly beans better than gummy worms?</li>
</ul>

<p>That depends, are we talking sour gummy worms? Because if so, no. If not, yes, jelly beans are better than regular gummy worms.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do we all float on a keg?</li>
</ul>

<p>No.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you hate that song?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<p>Even the less crappy Modest Mouse version?</p>

<ul>
<li>Even the less crappy Modest Mouse version?</li>
</ul>

<p>It's ehh. I'm pretty subjective about a lot of music because I tag memories to songs. And that song seems to have a bad memory tagged to it or something.</p>

<p>Do you enjoy question-asking sprees?</p>

<p>Is grammar fun?</p>

<p>Are world records stupid?</p>

<p>Is The Lord of the Rings long and boring?</p>

<p>Are the movies way better than the books?</p>

<p>Is IB better than AP?</p>

<p>Can you eat with chopsticks?</p>

<p>Do you like sushi?</p>

<p>Are Japanese people cool?</p>

<p>Did you originally think Sun and Jin were Japanese?</p>

<p>Are flashbacks related to them bland and boring?</p>

<p>Is Hilary fit to run a country?</p>

<p>Is Obama?</p>

<p>Is Obama fitter than Hilary?</p>

<p>Does that have more than one meaning?</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you enjoy question-asking sprees?</li>
</ul>

<p>Almost as much as I love shopping sprees. If shopping sprees were accompanied by question-asking sprees...I might....I don't even know. But it would be something amazing.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is grammar fun?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are world records stupid?</li>
</ul>

<p>Basically.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is The Lord of the Rings long and boring?</li>
</ul>

<p>I like it sometimes. I think its LONG and sometimes boring, but if you're in the right mindset it can be fun.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are the movies way better than the books?</li>
</ul>

<p>No. But it depends. I love movies and books, but usually books are better written than screenplays (duh).</p>

<ul>
<li>Is IB better than AP?</li>
</ul>

<p>I think so. We don't have IB at my school, so I really wouldn't know. But I do know that AP isn't "that" hard.</p>

<ul>
<li>Can you eat with chopsticks?</li>
</ul>

<p>Not rice, but noodles, yes.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you like sushi?</li>
</ul>

<p>Yes, but I've only had it a few times. </p>

<ul>
<li>Are Japanese people cool?</li>
</ul>

<p>Some of them.</p>

<ul>
<li>Did you originally think Sun and Jin were Japanese?</li>
</ul>

<p>I'm pretty sure I knew they were Korean.</p>

<ul>
<li>Are flashbacks related to them bland and boring?</li>
</ul>

<p>NO! Sun is an Asian princess glamour queen and she married a fisherman's son for LOVE, and Jin is a hitman for her father! How could that ever be boring? It couldn't.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Hilary fit to run a country?</li>
</ul>

<p>I think so. I believe sometimes we care too much about charisma and likeable'ness when choosing a leader, but there is definitely more than that.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Obama?</li>
</ul>

<p>I think he's definitely the force for change--and that excites me. He cares about education a LOT, which is fantastic. I think he's young enough to be more in touch with my generation, which I appreciate. But I would predict he might make rash decisions that could be potentially harmful. However, I think he would be able to bounce back from them. I have confidence in him.</p>

<ul>
<li>Is Obama fitter than Hilary?</li>
</ul>

<p>I'm not sure, yet. I'm debating. Baha "fitter."</p>

<ul>
<li>Does that have more than one meaning?</li>
</ul>

<p>Hahahaha YES!</p>

<p>Do you wear loafers?</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you wear loafers?</li>
</ul>

<p>Okay. DVR, you're really freaking me out. Do you know me? Like, really know me? </p>

<p>Because I hate loafers. With a passion. I've written poems about how much I hate loafers...and I wonder how you would know to ask me that question. Hmmmm.</p>

<p>do you wear flats?</p>

<p>Did you know that I thought of loafers by thinking of social loafing?</p>

<p>I hate loafers, too.</p>

<p>Do you like taking pictures?</p>

<ul>
<li>do you wear flats?</li>
</ul>

<p>Mmhmm. But I'd rather wear heels. But I opt for flats for school sometimes, and when the weather doesn't allow for heels.</p>

<ul>
<li>Did you know that I thought of loafers by thinking of social loafing?</li>
</ul>

<p>Of course I did.</p>

<ul>
<li>Do you like taking pictures?</li>
</ul>

<p>Love taking pictures. My camera is fabbbbulous. Except...I like to be IN pictures, so its kind of hard because I like to be in charge of taking them, too. I take super flattering pics.</p>

<p>Are you a myspace camera whore?</p>

<ul>
<li>Are you a myspace camera whore?</li>
</ul>

<p>No way. I don't do myspace, DVR. But I really do love taking pictures. I have a hard time trusting other people to take good pictures of me, but the girl who did my senior pics did a pretty good job. I trust her to take pictures of me.</p>