<p>What does ad break mean?</p>
<p>What does ad break mean?</p>
<p>Commercial.</p>
<p>Oh. Now I feel stupid.</p>
<p>Will you steal City Hall?</p>
<p>Will you steal City Hall?</p>
<p>I don't need to. City Hall would willingly come with a lady, such as myself.</p>
<p>Hahahaha.</p>
<p>Are you rugged and masculine?</p>
<p>Are you rugged and masculine?</p>
<p>Oh, DVR...</p>
<p>No. I am incapable of being rugged and masculine. Even if I was a single mother and my childrens' lives depended on my ability to be rugged and masculine, I could not. I will not.</p>
<p>Sarah Jessica Parker really didn't deserve to be in those "I Enjoy Being a Girl" GAP commercials. She really didn't.</p>
<p>Is Sarah Jessica Parker not as fugly as everyone claims she is?</p>
<p>Are her eyes nice?</p>
<p>Do you seek comfort in Psalm 48?</p>
<p>Do you like Sex and the City?</p>
<p>Is Sarah Jessica Parker not as fugly as everyone claims she is?</p>
<p>She just looks really aged, and I get it...she's not a conventional "beauty," which is fine. But I think people make too big of a deal out of how chic she is. Because she really isn't, and neither was Carr*ie* Bradshaw.</p>
<p>Are her eyes nice?</p>
<p>Maybe.</p>
<p>Do you seek comfort in Psalm 48?</p>
<p>We have to sing Psalms in my church. Sing them. Responsively with my pastor. It's really awkward.</p>
<p>Do you like Sex and the City?</p>
<p>I was really hooked in ummm...2005ish when it ended, and that summer I watched every single episode on DVD. But now, not so much. But I find Samantha amusing. And sometimes I say things that she would say to shock my friends.</p>
<p>What is your biggest insecurity?</p>
<p>Who is Carrie Bradshaw?</p>
<p>What is your biggest insecurity?</p>
<p>Wow. Let me seee....okay. I really can't think of anything.</p>
<p>I like myself, I'm content and confident and I don't focus on little nitpick-y things about myself that might suck some of the time. Because ultimately, I'm not "me" without them.</p>
<p>Carrie. Carrie. </p>
<p>Jesus.</p>
<p>Who is Carry Bradshaw?</p>
<p>SJP's character on Sex and the City.</p>
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Carrie. Carrie.
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<p>Whoops! I knew the "y" was wrong, but "y" names are uglier so it seemed befitting.</p>
<p>Would you still be "you" if you stopped skipping questions?</p>
<p>Would you still be "you" if you stopped skipping questions?</p>
<p>I didn't! Where did I skip a question that you didn't sneak in?</p>
<p>Do you wear band t-shirts?</p>
<p>If so, which bands?</p>
<p>Do you shop at Hollister?</p>
<p>Do you wear band t-shirts?</p>
<p>Ehh. I wear them to bed sometimes. And if I go to a concert, I'll wear them with tight jeans. And sometimes heels, but I'll never wear heels to a concert again because I almost died last time.</p>
<p>If so, which bands?</p>
<p>The Clash, even though I don't LOVE them, my friend gave it to me...Heart!...Go-gos...Weezer (concert tee)...The Beatles...</p>
<p>Do you shop at Hollister?</p>
<p>NO! Or Abercrombie, because they're basically the same. No, no, no.</p>
<p>Did you answer a question that you left unanswered?</p>
<p>Does Hollister make you dizzy?</p>
<p>Did you answer a question that you left unanswered?</p>
<p>The one about Carrie? Yes.</p>
<p>Does Hollister make you dizzy?</p>
<p>Yes! Hollister *<strong><em>es me off. MODELS?! Tan, affected monkeys standing outside the store...they *</em></strong> me off. They don't make any sense.</p>
<p>The store is dark and creepy, the music is terrible, it smells like baby prostitutes, the clothes suck.</p>
<p>It's not my bag, baby.</p>
<p>Am I talking about a different question?</p>
<p>Will you rack your brain to figure out what I'm talking about?</p>
<p>Is stubble hot?</p>
<p>Are you a fuddy-duddy?</p>
<p>Are you a namby-pamby fuddy-duddy?</p>
<p>Have I lost my mind?</p>