<p>does that make sense?</p>
<p>Sure. You didn't.</p>
<p>Do you like tea?</p>
<p>Mmmhmm, very much.</p>
<p>Did you know tea makes you really fat?</p>
<p>You are so weird, Sheed.</p>
<p>Will you tell me a story?</p>
<p>can you please answer my question?</p>
<p>Will you tell me a story?</p>
<p>Blind Date</p>
<p>Of course. So, okay, at this state event for a club I was in last year, two of my best friends and I were rooming together in this hotel. And one day my friend randomly bumped into this door that we thought was a closet...but then something (SOMEONE) knocked back and we were like AHHHH! But then we realized it was an adjoining door to our room.</p>
<p>So we knock, they knock, we knock...you get it. Eventually they slide a note under the door asking "what we were" haha, because usually at school'ish stuff they never mix genders on the floors...but we eventually traded "stats" or whatever and found out they were three guys! Exciting, kind of.</p>
<p>So we asked each other all these random questions for, like, an hour. And then we needed to leave, so we sent a final message as a decoy so we could bolt to the elevator so they wouldn't see us yet. And we did. We later came back and they had left their cell phone number and asked if we wanted to go to the movies that night.</p>
<p>The only mutual movie was Blades of Glory. And by "mutual," I mean I was the only one who didn't want to see it. One of my friends wanted to go to the dance that was being held at the same time instead, so my best friend and I decided to go on the "blind date" with the three guys. </p>
<p>We imagined they would be soooo cute, and we asked them their heights before we saw them! They said 5'8", 5'10" and 6'. LIES.</p>
<p>They come to the door and I look through the peep hole and the first thing I noticed was that they were wearing sweatshirts, so I said "THEY'RE WEARING SWEATSHIRTS!" to my friend. Obnoxiously loud. And I know they heard me. Oops.</p>
<p>So anyway, longer story short, THEY were short...especially the Jewish one, he was like 5'6"...and the "tall" one looked like John Lennon. The movie sucked, and they loved it of course. But oh, the BEST part was during the 'Coming Attractions' when said short, Jewish boy turns to me and says "Jesica Biel is so hot." And I was like...wow, okay, get me out of here.</p>
<p>And that's basically it. Since I was the liaison, they had my number and they texted me the next day but eh...they were weird.</p>
<p>End of Story : )</p>
<p>can you please answer my question?</p>
<p>No, I don't think tea makes you really fat.</p>
<p>isn't the answer to that question supposed to be yes or no?</p>
<p>Would it be worse if tea made you short?</p>
<p>Is Jessica Biel gross and 7th Heaveny?</p>
<p>Should 7th Heaven be chucked into the well with the rest of them?</p>
<p>isn't the answer to that question supposed to be yes or no?</p>
<p>Yes. So, NO is my answer.</p>
<p>Would it be worse if tea made you short?</p>
<p>A zillion times worse.</p>
<p>Is Jessica Biel gross and 7th Heaveny?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Should 7th Heaven be chucked into the well with the rest of them?</p>
<p>Goooodness, yes!</p>
<p>Did you know tea clogs stuff that slows down the transition of food and makes you fat?</p>
<p>Did you know tea clogs stuff that slows down the transition of food and makes you fat?</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>Is Sheed completely inaccurate?</p>
<p>Is green tea one of the healthiest beverages?</p>
<p>Are webcam conversations engaging?</p>
<p>What do you want to be when you grow up?</p>
<p>Where are you applying to college?</p>
<p>Is Sheed completely inaccurate?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Is green tea one of the healthiest beverages?</p>
<p>Yes!</p>
<p>Are webcam conversations engaging?</p>
<p>They seem kind of inappropriate, but I have a friend on exchange who I use a webcam with. Of course, I don't have a webcam because I never felt the need for one, sooo...</p>
<p>Do I agree with you?</p>
<p>What do you want to be when you grow up?</p>
<p>CEO of Macys/Bloomingdales...or Saks...</p>
<p>Where are you applying to college?</p>
<p>Mm...I guess I've mostly outed myself. Especially with that story. So here you go...</p>
<p>Emory, USC, Claremont Mckenna, U Notre Dame, Pepperdine, UW-Seattle, Western WA U, Gonzaga U, Whitman, Marist, and Ithaca College</p>
<p>Do I agree with you?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>I like Macy's and Bloomingdale's and Saks. But being a CEO would suck all the fun out of it.</p>
<p>Why is Gonzaga fun to say?</p>
<p>Ithaca College is not cornell.... right?</p>
<p>Why is Gonzaga fun to say?</p>
<p>Because it is. I already got in, but I don't want to go there. It's my last choice right now.</p>
<p>Ithaca College is not cornell.... right?</p>
<p>It's not Cornell...it's like, wannabe-Cornell, but they have a good theater program apparently, and NY would be good for internships.</p>
<p>Why didn't you apply to Kalamazoo?</p>
<p>Isn't that fun to say?</p>
<p>what colleges are snoopy apply for?</p>
<p>Why didn't you apply to Kalamazoo?</p>
<p>Shhh. I applied to too many schools already. My list was like, 4 schools in September.</p>
<p>Isn't that fun to say?</p>
<p>Not as fun as Kissamee.</p>
<p>what colleges are snoopy apply for?</p>
<p>Snoopy is a sophomore.</p>