Ask me for advice; i have the secrets to life.

<p>"Why do they make me turn it in a week early? "
They think children will do drugs if they don’t give them deadlines. true story, read it in the new york times i think.</p>

<p>“I have 10 days to read approximately 1000 more pages and 25+ more pages tot ype for my AP science class. I have read entire books (actually long books that are difficult) in one day when completely on task. I think I can do it with 1.5~ days to spare, do you concur?”
no. you’ll be pushing out ink(awesome phrase i created) until the night before.</p>

<p>"What should I write my college essays about? "
how watching the real world has changed you as a person.</p>

<p>"pinkslip, I already agreed to go. What can I do now, besides flaking? "
well if you’re flaking, you should seek medical attention. it’s probably a disease. plus challenging my divine wisdom will not end well for you.</p>

<p>“Should I go to mexico for a week(the flight costs 600 bucks but then all the hotels foods etc are paid)? losing the 2rd week of class?”
absolutely. forget education. never turn down a chance to go to mexico. </p>

<p>^How are your meals and hotel paid for?
you don’t need hotels in mexico. you can get a job as a waiter in mexico to cover food costs. just show up for work one day, take the amount of food you’ll need for the whole trip, and then leave.</p>

<p>“pinkslip, do you regret making this thread?”
absolutely not. 100th post!!!. i want to thank my fans, my friends for going on vacation and leaving me alone at my aunt’s house, but most importantly, i want to thank myself.</p>

<p>Will I prove all my doubters wrong and make my family proud by getting accepted to Stanford?</p>

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<p>huh, it didn’t end the way I wanted it to, so I guess you were right. But I got closure, so it did end well for me?</p>

<p>Who is the best partisan network news pundit?</p>

<p>pinkslip, i love you. </p>

<p>do you love me?</p>

<p>this is in my thread too…but I couldn’t resist posting it here for your take too. </p>

<p>"wow I sound frivolous but asking random strangers for their take on this sounds fun.</p>

<p>I went to prom with a guy last year who’s also in all of my classes this year. He’s been in all my classes for the past 3 years.
This guy is rather weird. He says about 3 sentences to me at school, but writes epic novels to me over facebook chat.</p>

<p>I don’t get it! Why would someone NEVER talk to you in real life but always always initiate the conversation and go on and on over chat? Is that normal?"</p>

<p>should I go to a high school dance this year? (I’ve never been to one, this is my senior year)</p>

<p>“Will I prove all my doubters wrong and make my family proud by getting accepted to Stanford?”
ironically, not with that screen name.</p>

<p>“huh, it didn’t end the way I wanted it to, so I guess you were right. But I got closure, so it did end well for me?”
no. 1- it didn’t end the way ou wanted it to
2- you challenged my advice</p>

<p>"Who is the best partisan network news pundit? "
I think i speak for everybody when i say glenn beck. </p>

<p>"pinkslip, i love you.</p>

<p>do you love me? "</p>

<p>Absolutely not.</p>

<p>"this is in my thread too…but I couldn’t resist posting it here for your take too.</p>

<p>"wow I sound frivolous but asking random strangers for their take on this sounds fun.</p>

<p>I went to prom with a guy last year who’s also in all of my classes this year. He’s been in all my classes for the past 3 years.
This guy is rather weird. He says about 3 sentences to me at school, but writes epic novels to me over facebook chat.</p>

<p>I don’t get it! Why would someone NEVER talk to you in real life but always always initiate the conversation and go on and on over chat? Is that normal?“”</p>

<p>If you’re pretty, he has no self-esteem and doesn’t like the idea of personal rejection. he doesn’t feel like he’s good enough. If you’re ugly, it could be because he is embarrassed to be seen talking to you in front of other people. If you’re a guy, it could be because he hasn’t publicly ‘come out’ yet.<br>
It’s probably a lack of self-esteem or lack of social skills. He may not know how/not have the confidence to hold a conversation, so he writes down the whole conversation and comes up with little jokes before he starts talking to you.</p>

<p>and to answer your second question, it’s not unheard of, but it’s kind of strange.</p>

<p>"should I go to a high school dance this year? (I’ve never been to one, this is my senior year) "
if you’re going to regret it, yes.</p>

<p>Pinkslip, are you a narcissist? </p>

<p>Am I beautiful?</p>

<p>" Pinkslip, are you a narcissist?"</p>

<p>yes</p>

<p>“Am I beautiful?”
no</p>

<p>What can I do to focus more?</p>

<p>Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?</p>

<p>"What can I do to focus more? "
stop wasting time on here. add meds.</p>

<p>"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? "
dunno. i’m a really bad detective.</p>

<p>I like my screename, thank you :)</p>

<p>Where will I get in?</p>

<p>Have you ever tried fried oreos at seaside?</p>

<p>“Have you ever tried fried oreos at seaside?”
nope. i’m too far south for seaside</p>

<p>wow youve never been to seaside? thats like unheard of around here. i live far away too …</p>

<p>There is this girl. What should I do?</p>

<p>Second question, what is the Ultimate Question, to life, the universe, and everything?</p>

<p>pinkslip, should I bake peanut butter cookies or chocolate chip cookies?</p>