<p>mike,
i have a little problem with my 3 in one printer/scanner/photocopier</p>
<p>every time i turn it on it automatically prints a one time print page about how to use the printer. I tried to get it to stop bec it's going to finish al the ink but i couldn't
how do i make it stop printing the same page every time?
(I have an "HP PSC 1500 series" printer)</p>
<p>@stuck- Printers are not my speacialty, I'd call HP, (you can find the number on the website) and listen to what the people in Bangalore say.</p>
<p>Mike,
why is golf so freaking boring? and why do tv stations have absolutely nothing good on on the weekends?</p>
<p>golf is for snobs who have nothing better to do. people are usually out on the weekends...but Mike should answer you.</p>
<p>Mike,
Why is it that commercials are so full of ****? alot of commercials (beverages for example) have a guy or girl:
- dancing with water coming out of his/her ears
- kidnapped by an army of oranges that look too long to be oranges
- get farted on through a mic and become refreshed.</p>
<p>my point is that ads lie and make it look like their product can do wonders. why is that?</p>
<p>@poran - Golf is a sport best view with a beer at your recliner. Its relaxing. There is a mental aspect of golf tha some people like to watch. I just like seeing Tiger beat the pants off everyone in this "white man's game".</p>
<p>@stuck- - Commercials are part of the advertizing industry. They want to get thier product psychologically imbeded in your head, so you can feel curious enough to go out any buy it. Sometimes it works, i.e. Snakes on a Plane is #1 at the box office.</p>
<p>maybe, but it's still fraud.</p>
<p>mike, why do people (women in particular) melt and talk in that dumb voice whenever they see a baby. "S/he's so cute!! wittew babie, wanna pway on the sing..there you go"
It sickens me to the point that want to regergitate on the little bundle of drool.</p>
<p>@stuckon1700-- - Women like caring and nurtuing things, in general, so a baby is the ultimate thing. Since babies do not have the cognitive processes to perform acts of language and correct pronunciation, the parents (and on lookers) want to communicate with them in way they think the baby will understand, which is the reason its called "babytalk"</p>
<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>What's you favorite pizza toppping? I like Canadian Bacon (no pineapple). What is your stereotypical view of a person with this choice and/or what type of personality traits does this choice reveal?</p>
<p>lb</p>
<p>Mike,
how fat is too fat? I think that anything above 170 pounds would be considered over-weight. would you agree of disagree?</p>
<p>@17 - There are formulas to determine if you are overweight based on you height and weight. I would disagree with the 170 pounds, because overweight has to do with how much fat you have versus muscle. If you are a professional athelete, chances are you weigh more than 170 pounds. In the end it comes down to how happy do you feel about your current weight.</p>
<p>If I weighed 170 pounds I would look like a twig man
Mike would you advise using creatine in my workouts to help build up muscle</p>
<p>@ice man - Funny, I currently weight 170 pounds, and I am in good shape. You don't need steriods (or any of that kind of shiznit) to work out. The key to a healthy lifestlye is diet and excercise. Since I'm still metabolizing I'm on the "Don't eat anything that you ate when you were 8 diet", which is no fast food, eat a variet of fruit, cerals and OJ for breakfast, and lots of olive oil for dinner. For working out, do gotta first stretch, then do 5 min of cario to warm up (like run a tredmill) then you work out for 30-50 minutes depending on what you want to work, and then 5-10 minutes of cardio at the end as a cool down. Make sure to keep stretching after you finish a certain type of excerize.</p>
<p>So... do I get an answer? I know you're better than bendy.</p>
<p>@lb - Wow sorry, I missed it. I love the sausage. I guess you could say since, I'm in theater and not gay, its the only time I get to eat one. Canadian bacon proves:
1) you are not an othordox jew
2) You live near and or have an appeciation of canada
3) You like things crispy, like air</p>
<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>I never paint my nails. How do you view girls that don't paint their nails?</p>
<p>@lb - Guys really aren't interested in what color your nails are; there other parts of your body we are more concerned with. However if you do something drastic, like paint your nails black and go emo, or paint nails to match your clothes, perceptive dudes may notice. But if a guy is noticing your nails he's either gay, or he's borderline obsessed with you.</p>
<p>dear mike....why don't guys call girls when they like her and said they would?</p>
<p>@surfette - Guys get distracted. Plain and simple. They decide they want some peace in thier lives, for whatever reason. Can't say I've never done that.</p>
<p>this is why i hate boys. </p>
<p>next question:
how and when did catholicism start?</p>
<p>mike,
if i were driving at 110 miles/hour up a 20 degree slope, how much would the car slow down and how long would it take me to get to the top of that slope (a 20 mile distance.)???
I've never been good at physics....</p>