Ask Mike

<p>OK... getting ready for tomorrow. I can wait 50 minutes for an answer.</p>

<p>What are my chances in the porn industry?</p>

<p>as the star...? director...? subscriber...? star's friend...?</p>

<p>Star, of course.</p>

<p>I'd say playboy is reach
SI swimsiut (soft core) reach
hustler slight reach
ebony MAD reach
perfect 10 - match/slight reach
movies - safe match/safety</p>

<p>too bad she's not black or hispanic</p>

<p>I'm thinking of retaking my haircolor. Will that improve my chances at SI?</p>

<p>you got... legacy?</p>

<p>No.</p>

<p>I'm also being recruited at Playboy for my article-writing abilities.</p>

<p>Its not haircolor but length that matters for SI. If you want to do SI, you need either a good set of implants on a butt that can crank nuts.</p>

<p>I love puns.</p>

<p>Can I make it in the porn industry?</p>

<p>Edit: star features...ermmmm aid? i dont think much straight stuff focuses on guys...</p>

<p>Well, reciuted thats a different story. Keep your blonde hair, and go 50s in your style and you should be in good shape.</p>

<p>I'm gonna need your Stats GIME,
2-3 MAD reach
3-5 reach
5-7 match
7-8 safe match
8-10 saftey
10+ merit money</p>

<p>Also any "Hooks" will help you.</p>

<p>How long should the hair be? Mine is getting somewhat long (6 inches below my shoulders?), but I need a haircut.</p>

<p>erm im not estimating my length on an online forum. for all i know, someone i know uses this and guessed its me on this name. although :/ hook left</p>

<p>Stand in front of a fan and a mirror simultaneously, naked. Do you get lesibian urges? If yes, your hair is long enough, if no, extentions baby.</p>

<p>GIME you need a strong, muscular back too, a justin timberlake sexyback.</p>

<p>idk JTs back/havent heard the song (somehow i know of it...)</p>

<p>i do have a nice natural trap/delt. prob my best looking muscles. abs arent rockhard but nor are the uber-rolls</p>

<p>Dear Mike,</p>

<p>In my APUSH class, my teacher keeps the temperature really low b/z (he says) the carpet will smell if he raises the temperature. As a result of this, I can't stay awake, but that isn't the problem. It turns out that I take notes in my sleep. I wake up and there is a full page of notes in front of me- really sloppy handwriting- but notes. My friends say I also answer questions/ talk in my sleep when I am spoken to. I can't remember any of this and I denied it of course, but my friend brought in her tape recorder and now I know it's true. :eek: How can I stay awake??? I have stories to tell and I don't anyone hearing them...yet.</p>

<p>Abs are the "demonstrated interest" of the porn industry for males, for females they are "strength of schedule"</p>

<p>Who cares about APUSH??? I'm talking secrets here!</p>