Ask Mike

<p>I try to avoid excess salt. But the rod is more of my thing.</p>

<p>What color should my friend Dorcas wear to school next Wednesday?</p>

<p>On Wednesdays, we wear pink..</p>

<p>What about jeans and track pants?</p>

<p>ONLY on FRIDAYS.</p>

<p>even if we OD on KalTeen bars (sp)</p>

<p>You'll just need to stop shopping at 1-3-5 and go to Lane Bryant or something. No sympathy here, fugly slut.</p>

<p>We all know that you made out with a hot dog...</p>

<p>You just have a big, lesbian crush on me (and you're almost too gay to function)!</p>

<p>There's a 30% chance it's already raining!!</p>

<p>You must have ESPN or something.</p>

<p>(wow, this is getting so sad.) :)</p>

<p>You will get chlamydia. And you will die. K-L-A...</p>

<p>(yeah, it truly is)</p>

<p>You're a life-ruiner! You RUIN LIVES!</p>

<p>(but it's a pretty clever movie, I must say)</p>

<p>"ARMY OF SKANKS"</p>

<p>(I've used that phrase before. I LOVE that movie. Hah, I'm such a loser... :D)</p>

<p>mike,
which of these would you rather watch:?
-cartoon network
-CNN
-Discovery Channel
-ESPN</p>

<p>I recently saw mean girls, and liked it.
I had a friend who would dress preppy on tuesdays and thursdays and hardcore gothic monday wednesday friday</p>

<p>@ martha - Your friend should wear a light maybe even sky blue. </p>

<p>@ stuck - ESPN by far
then CNN (more of a fox news guy)
cartoon network
Discovery Channel (Jeopardy > Cash Cab)</p>

<p>your friend sounds rather quirky...i prefer the no effort jeans and tshirt myself</p>

<p>mike,
would you rather be a cannibal or a herbivour?</p>

<p>Cannibalism is murder. If you break laws, eventually your life will turn bad. I'd be vegan. (but I'm not)</p>

<p>Will I have a good chance of a full tuition scholarship with a 3.350 GPA and a 24 ACT?</p>