Ask Mike

<p>Mike gives horrible advice</p>

<p>fighting words</p>

<p>Mike, how can I become an alien?</p>

<p>@lablondie - Get a shower in the morning before school everyday, it helps you wake up.</p>

<p>@stuck - anything in moderation</p>

<p>@yousefyou - Try searching forum on topics, or ask me any question you wish about being a high schooler or applying to colleges.</p>

<p>@ Icer - if by horrible you mean terrific, yes i do give horrible advice</p>

<p>@ Penn - lose your citizenship and then attempt to sneak back into the US.</p>

<p>mike, I've decided to tkae the SAT in November. I already got a Math tutor (bec. my math is only 670 after 6 times).
This isn't a question, I'm just bored :)</p>

<p>NO!!!!! I mean like an out of space alien. How can I be one?</p>

<p>Become a farmer and get some probes. If you find a crop circle in your field, its been done.</p>

<p>I hate math. I got 7 out of 15 questions wrong on a test I took. I'm taking SAT II math this year, but i think it's a bad idea...</p>

<p>Dear mike,
My friends and I have found loopholes in our school's network security; the school's fate is now in our hands. At our will, * can remotely shutdown (timed - 30 seconds till shutdown... can't be stopped) our whole school's server simultaneously; all data unsaved will be lost. Should we go through with it? :D How about more small-scale shutdowns, like a wing, or a LAN in a classroom? How about remote accessing? Currently, due to the genius of our school, I have figured out the IPs of our LAN, and also the computer names. We can remotely access each and every single one of the computers within 4 - 5 rooms scattered throughout the building. Also, we can do timed shutdowns on a specific computer if needed.</p>

<p>Ah, needed to let that out.</p>

<p>Yours truly,
Chaos. :)</p>

<p>that sounds very amusing chaos, I was comparing what you just said to what we have at my school only to be reminded that my school - one of the most expensive and prestigious in the city - doesn't even have internet. During our IT period, we play games on the computers.</p>

<p>Yes, it is quite amusing indeed. :)
By the way, is Alexandria very beautiful? Off the coast of the Mediterranean it lies, I believe?</p>

<p>Congratulations Chaos, but make sure if you do anything, that nothing can be traced to you.</p>

<p>Yes, I believe it has a large tourist population. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that where one fo the 7 wonders of the world is located?</p>

<p>Um..it's on the mediterranean. It's okay for the most part.
But the best place to be/live/go to here is by the sea and/or the quieter areas of the city.</p>

<p>and, mike, it HAD one of the seven wonders. The Pharoe (lighthouse) was here but was destroyed in a big ass earthquake 300 years ago. and it does have planty of tourists.</p>

<p>Do you suggest making an administrator account? Otherwise, Remote Access is denied. It is a very simple process; one makes a new account in the Command Prompt, and a password can be set within seconds. However, there is a minute risk of me being caught; and the only ways would be
1) Physical observance
2) Genius teacher who sifts through the Registry Editor's thousands of files to check for extra accounts under administrator every day.
Or, I could get a temporary adminstrator, access this CP, install a Remote Access software, then get a proxy server. This would completely hide all traces. :)</p>

<p>why bother? It sounds like fun but I'd be too lazy to go through all that.</p>

<p>But its so fun!! Me and my friend were giggling like schoolgirls all throughout Computer Apps! XD</p>

<p>Dear Mike,
Out of curiousity, what do you think I look like in real life? Anyone else can answer also. :)</p>

<p>Regards,
TheConfusedOne.</p>

<p>Definitely shorter than 5 feet 8 inches. Probably weigh less than 140 pounds.</p>

<p>Only the latter is correct. Facial features? :)</p>