<p>will you sleep with me?</p>
<p>will you sleep with me? Nope, sorry. LITTLE BOY I AM NOT!</p>
<p>lol isn't michael jackson just halirious?</p>
<p>lol isn't michael jackson just halirious? Yea, I wish he didn't stop singing though.</p>
<p>well, you know what they say " don't stop till you get enough" or do they?</p>
<p>well, you know what they say " don't stop till you get enough" or do they? Well, I ain't stopping. Are you?</p>
<p>do you like meat?</p>
<p>How will I do on my genetics exam today?</p>
<p>Sheed, Why do fools fall in love??? lol</p>
<p>...try not to say idk.lol</p>
<p>how would you spend the last hour of your life?</p>
<p>do you like meat? More than you'll ever now. As a matter of Fact meat is the very bane of my existence.</p>
<p>How will I do on my genetics exam today? Not great, but decent. Minimum of a B but I feel you can do better.</p>
<p>Sheed, Why do fools fall in love??? Because they can. Love is awesome, and there's no reason why anyone would want to fall OUT of love, so might as well fall In love, and call it a day :D</p>
<p>how would you spend the last hour of your life? You don't wanna know ;) But if you do, I'll answer this later.</p>
<p>actually, sheed, I aced it. :) without cheating btw!.....</p>
<p>whatcha think?</p>
<p>I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?</p>
<p>How long will I procrastinate before I get my act together and write my George Orwell paper?</p>
<p>how would you tell me that you're pregnant?</p>
<p>whatcha think? I think I was right in saying you would do better than a B.</p>
<p>Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk? I DO :D</p>
<p>How long will I procrastinate before I get my act together and write my George Orwell paper? Till the day/night before it's due.</p>
<p>how would you tell me that you're pregnant? I wouldn't,,,,,,It would be impossible.</p>
<p>O snap. I am sooo awesome.</p>
<p>you think you're so smart then answer these</p>
<p>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?</p>
<p>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Because it doesn't feel like it.</p>
<p>Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. They were unsolved when the show began, then the show finished and they were solved. They aren't lying to anyone :D</p>
<p>Do penguins have knees? Yes, but Only if you want them too.</p>
<p>Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Alarm clocks don't come on anyone. Stop trying to be dirrty.</p>
<p>How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? You don't stand in front of it because it's a fire hazard. Running is not the same as standing.</p>
<p>Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? Because she dropped out of college and received investments from her elevator pitch to sell seashells by the seashore. She doesn't have a choice.</p>
<p>In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? non-fiction. But i like the way your thinking.</p>
<p>Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Two wrongs make a right :D</p>
<p>Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? Yes. think about it!</p>
<p>If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? No, are you serious. do you seriously believe that. Milk is milk. It only becomes spoiled if you give it more than it needs as a child.</p>
<p>Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? Because DUCKS taste better than chickens...and the oregon ducks are just friggin raw like that.</p>
<p>If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? Nope. They obviously have a right. But they sometimes will if it's for safety reasons.</p>
<p>If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? Yes.</p>
<p>If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? No, it's not possible to do both at the same time, therefore a vacuum will never appear.</p>
<p>Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"? Only if you lived before the 1800s.</p>
<p>Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? Because you need to double up on thinking. Otherwise it wouldn't be your own thinking, you'd just copy someone else.</p>
<p>Can you cry underwater? Only if you were reallly sad.</p>
<p>Can you cry underwater? Only if you were reallly sad.</p>
<p>lol- no more questions your honor</p>