<p>Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?</p>
<p>how would you spend the last hour of your life? With people that i love.
what does 5'7'' say? That you are a loser.
Where are the growth tips? At home
sirajoman suck me!</p>
<p>Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" Because they never think that they'll ever escape.
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? Because you can't have a new age, but you can have an old age. And not all children look new, some look old.
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? Because it's dirty and stinks.
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? Because if it did, you might get cancer from the can.
Can you slam a revolving door? Yes, if i put a door stopper somewhere.
How young can you be, but still die of old age? like 65.
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? You would leave just as you came.
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? Only if he can teach himself how to not do so.
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Because hunger makes people delusional. and meat can always magically appear :D
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? Because it taste better that way. Ever seen Lost..peanut butter? Charlie and Claire???
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book? A picture is a thousand words. What do you think.
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? Because the ketchup in the ketchup packets are pre-shook
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Yes, before there were mattresses.
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? ONly if you eat the top half.
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts! Because adults also use children's tylenol.
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? You see stuff, because night vision goggles produce light.
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19? It's still 21. American property bizznatch.
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8? They have a playoff.
What shape is the sky? Roundy foundy manoundy.
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? No, they don't put hands on bibles anymore.
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? Yes, the literacy rate in America is not 100%.</p>
<p>I really think that "5'7""question was directed towards me.</p>
<p>So there are now two problems on your thread, ONE...I'm taking over and new questions are being directed at Joli, and TWO...you're trying to answer my questions with conflicting opinions/advice...</p>
<p>Although in this case you were pretty close, although I would have been more delicate.</p>
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Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts! Because adults also use children's tylenol.