<p>Be passive-aggressive or be super super nice. Confuses them.</p>
<p>Will you tell Asif to push the rude teacher down the nearest elevator shaft?</p>
<p>Eh, the teacher is too old, and I won't be DAT mean. ;)</p>
<p>Of course not! I never said I wasn't a lawyer! ;)</p>
<p>Which I'm not. :D</p>
<p>Are you a human being?</p>
<p>YAY! OK, since Inq didn't answer mine, here you go...</p>
<p>is islam a threat for modern world?
why do people always think they are right?
in a world with a massive food surplus why are people starving?
does bill gates have more money than j.k rowling?
what do i have to do to win the lottery?
do insurers believe in god?
can the sting of a bee make you smarter?
how do i uninstall the latest version of internet explorer?
did hitler kill himself after the war?
does santa claus really exist?
do people really eat horses?
how does a christian deal with being single?
should we use brain surgery to make mentally challenged people?
why do we fear death when there is no death?
how do eskimos have sex?
how do pop stars spend their money?
can i attract women through telepathy
is ainsley harriot married to dawn french?
is being in your house naked a crime?
are voices in your head god?
how to become a libertarian?
how to eliminate smoke smell naturally?
how much does bill gates earn?
is there any such thing as a tooth fairy?
what are the iqs of grey aliens?
who killed jesus?
how many times does a normal man think about sex?
what to say at catholic confession?
why do i have a big stomach and skinny legs?
how does one become a homosexual?
why do bacteria live longer than man?
what is in a mcdonalds hamburger?
how to confuse an irishman?
is the metric system more accurate?
where does the image of santa claus come from?
do gypsies have rights?
does war solve problems?
Can our brain calculate pi when we are sleeping?
is the war on terror justified?
how much money should a salesman make?
what is the biggest problem facing the world today?
how to recognize a troll?
what annoys the armenians?
why does fighting in vietnam lead people to do drugs?
which race has the most attractive women?
which came first the chicken or the egg?
about how much does a basketball player gets pay?
how to say jelly bean in german?
should we make illegal drugs legalize?
what happens to greedy people?
why blondes are stupid?
what does libya's flag look like?
archaeology grave robbing difference?
are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable?
do computers fear death?
do real men vote democrat?
why women find gay men attractive?
where's my flying car?
what drives people to torture martyr and kill other people?
what are the negative consequences of vegetarianism?
can people be trusted to govern themselves?
can humans breed with chimps?
why we shouldn't take life for granted?
is morality innate?
can two blue eyed parents have a brown eyed kid?</p>
<p>mcr- Maybe.</p>
<p>Fury- Does. Not. Compute.</p>
<p>You like the east side, or the west side?</p>
<p>Snoop, what does "Does.Not.Compute" means? :p</p>
<p>Do you prefer monkey bars to sea salt?</p>
<p>Big Brother- Neither. South side.</p>
<p>asif- It means I'm a robot.</p>
<p>mcr- Yes. Yes, I do.</p>
<p>Oh, I see, so, u can compute ur answers only if they appear once at a time?</p>
<p>Say what?</p>
<p>Ooh, look at that, I made a question in my own thread.</p>
<p>I mean, does. Not. Compute.</p>
<p>Why are you so bad ass?</p>
<p>What a question. Why? I do not know. Perhaps I was merely born into such a personality. Maybe I have developed into just such a person. A complex question, never able to be answered it is.</p>
<p>Snoop, why are you lame?</p>
<p>Uh oh./**/</p>
<p>What is the point of David Mamet's "The Duck Variations"?</p>
<p>before I hit the sack</p>
<p>is islam a threat for modern world? EVERY RELIGION IS
why do people always think they are right? SELF-ASSURANCE
in a world with a massive food surplus why are people starving? - ECONOMIES DIFFER
does bill gates have more money than j.k rowling? YES SIR
what do i have to do to win the lottery? BUY A **** LOAD OF TICKETS
do insurers believe in god? IF THEY WERE RAISED TO, SURE
can the sting of a bee make you smarter? I GOT STUNG AND IT JUST <strong><em>ED ME OFF
how do i uninstall the latest version of internet explorer? JUST STOP USING IT FOR PORN AND YOU'LL BE FINE
did hitler kill himself after the war? HE DIED DURING THE WAR
does santa claus really exist? HE'S IN FINLAND
do people really eat horses? IF THEY'RE HUNGRY, YES
how does a christian deal with being single? THEY GOT GOD, NO WORRIES
should we use brain surgery to make mentally challenged people? WHAT'S THE PURPOSE?
why do we fear death when there is no death? BECAUSE THERE IS A DEATH
how do eskimos have sex? WITH THEIR VAGINAS, *</em></strong><em>ES, ANUSES, AND MOUTHES (POSSIBLY SEALS)
how do pop stars spend their money? LIKE ME AND YOU
can i attract women through telepathy? YOU CAN BARELY ATTRACT A WOMAN IN GENERAL. WHY TRY?
is ainsley harriot married to dawn french? SURE.
is being in your house naked a crime? ONLY IF I CAN'T SEE (UNLESS YOU'RE HOT)
are voices in your head god? SATAN
how to become a libertarian? STOP PAYING TAXES
how to eliminate smoke smell naturally? QUIT SMOKING
how much does bill gates earn? A *</em>* LOAD
is there any such thing as a tooth fairy? YEAH, MY MOM
what are the iqs of grey aliens? AVERAGE
who killed jesus? THE ROMANS
how many times does a normal man think about sex? AS MANY TIMES AS HE GETS HARD
what to say at catholic confession? "FATHER, IT WAS YOUR DAUGHTER!"
why do i have a big stomach and skinny legs? YOU'RE PREGNANT
how does one become a homosexual? SUCK ON DICK
why do bacteria live longer than man? THEY LIVE IN ENCLOSED AREAS WHERE VIRUSES ARE HARD TO GET TO
what is in a mcdonalds hamburger? THE SAME THING THATS IN A CHEESEBURGER, WITHOUT THE CHEESE
how to confuse an irishman? TELL HIM HE'S SCOTTISH
is the metric system more accurate? MATHEMATICALLY SPEAKING, THEY END UP EQUALING THE SAME
where does the image of santa claus come from? MEXICO
do gypsies have rights? UNALIENABLE RIGHTS
does war solve problems? CAN SOLVE 1, BUT IT CREATES 5 MORE
Can our brain calculate pi when we are sleeping? WHY WAKE IT UP?
is the war on terror justified? SOMEONE HAS TO STOP THOSE <strong><em>ING MORONS
how much money should a salesman make? DEPENDS ON WHAT MARKET HE'S IN. IM A PIMP AND I MAKE THOUSANDS A DAY
what is the biggest problem facing the world today? *</em></strong>TY PARENTING
how to recognize a troll? IF HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU
what annoys the armenians? THE AMERICANS
why does fighting in vietnam lead people to do drugs? PLENTIFUL THERE
which race has the most attractive women? MIDDLE-EASTERN
which came first the chicken or the egg? THE FARMER
about how much does a basketball player gets pay? 10 MILL
how to say jelly bean in german? JELE BEEN
should we make illegal drugs legalize? SOME OF THEM
what happens to greedy people? THE SAME THING TO NICE PEOPLE
why blondes are stupid? CAUSE THEIR BRAIN JUICES ARE FALLING OUT
what does libya's flag look like? RECTANGULAR WITH IMAGES AND COLORS
archaeology grave robbing difference? ONE IS FOR SCIENCE, THE OTHER IS FOR SEX.
are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? THEY TASTE LIKE ***
do computers fear death? IF YOU PROGRAM IT, SURE. EVER TALK TO SMARTERCHILD? HE SHUTS UP WHEN YOU TELL HIM YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF
do real men vote democrat? THEY SHOULD UNLESS THEY LIKE VOTING FOR GAY REPUBLICANS
why women find gay men attractive? CAUSE IT MEANS THERES A **** OUT THERE THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN THEIR MOUTHES ON
where's my flying car? IN THE AIR
what drives people to torture martyr and kill other people? SELF-INTEREST
what are the negative consequences of vegetarianism? A GOOD BBQ
can people be trusted to govern themselves? NOPE
can humans breed with chimps? TRY AND LET ME KNOW
why we shouldn't take life for granted? BECAUSE ITS NOT GRANTED, ITS CREATED
is morality innate? IF I KICKED YOUR MOTHER WHILE YOU WERE PREGNANT, YOU WOULD GET THE ANSWER.
can two blue eyed parents have a brown eyed kid? ONLY IF SHE HAS AN ITCHING FOR ANOTHER WEINER.</p>
<p>HAHA! Good stuff, man. </p>
<p>MannyS is my new hero!</p>