Assume the Position (GAME)

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>Here are the rules:</p>

<p>1.) Each poster must provide an opinion or statement at the end of their post.</p>

<p>2.) The next poster must assume and briefly defend this position (one or two sentences will suffice) at the beginning of their post, before posting their own position for the next poster.</p>

<p>3.) Once a position is assumed and defended, move on. The arguments will likely be silly, no need to debate them.</p>

<p>So, Poster #2, assume the position that: Cheese is Satan's mistress.</p>

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<p>Cheese is from milk, and milk is the devil’s drink of choice.</p>

<p>Chairs should be used for standing, not sitting.</p>

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<p>Chairs have legs, not butts.</p>

<p>A military invasion of Neptune is our only resort.</p>

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<p>Neptune has an abundance of oil. </p>

<p>donkeys are Canada’s primary source of transportation</p>

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<p>Canada is too weak to use real horses</p>

<p>A pineapple is a root vegetable.</p>

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<p>Pineapples grow on trees which have roots </p>

<p>Cocaine is as beneficial as orange juice</p>

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<p>Cocaine goes to your brain, and adding to your brain makes you smarter.</p>

<p>Living in a washing machine is really comfortable.</p>

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<p>The water cycle makes the Earth one big washing machine.</p>

<p>Raspberries are an abomination.</p>

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<p>Raspberries are produced in greatest quantity by the bloody Soviets.</p>

<p>All girls should not wear shirts.</p>

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<p>Guys can be shirtless in public but why can’t the girls? This is extreme discrimination…to ease the situation, girls no longer should wear shirts. </p>

<p>High Schools should have designated nap periods.</p>

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<p>Sleep is a valuable activity that few teens get enough of. Therefore, napping is valuable life skill that should be taught at all high schools. In fact, it is so important that it should be the most heavily weighted class because it will benefit them the most in life.</p>

<p>Lizards should be man’s new best friend, not dogs.</p>

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<p>Lizards can climb walls. 'Nuff said.</p>

<p>We should end all communication everywhere.</p>

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<p>Without communication we would all go crazy and talk ourselves to death.</p>

<p>There’s no way apes will really outsmart us</p>

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<p>Apes are much too cute to do anything mean to the nice humans.</p>

<p>The word ‘elbow’ should be outlawed.</p>

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<p>You can’t lick your elbow, so no.</p>

<p>Bush hates black people :D</p>

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<p>Bush is full of Brits. The Brits traditionally oppress all sorts of minorities, including black people.</p>

<p>Dolphins can be used as weapons of mass destruction.</p>

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<p>Their sonar could easily be adjusted to trigger bombs.</p>

<p>The sun is a giant ball of evil and needs to be extinguished.</p>

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<p>The Sun is the Lake of Fire; Hell. Further, it is responsible for life on Earth, from which all known evil springs.</p>

<p>The pet trade ought to be completely deregulated.</p>

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<p>Kittens are awesome, who would get in the way of more kittens. Hooray for kitten mills.</p>

<p>Contrary to what is implied by the Terminator series, ultra intelligent super super duper computers with no emotions will not try to destroy the human race.</p>

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<p>They will ignore us, much as we ignore rocks, for our goals will be very different and non-conflicting. Or keep us for slaves.</p>

<p>Goat intestines is the 9th food group.</p>