<p>Strange poultry parts are sold in Chinese supermarkets. You can get duck gizzards, beaks, and hearts. You can also buy coagulated pig blood in blocks.</p>
<p>High school weeds out those who are genius but slackers from those of average intelligence but strong work ethic.</p>
<p>In that the bored kids will smoke weed.</p>
<p>The Sun won’t come up tomorrow.</p>
<p>If you fly across the international date line at night, it would be tommorow and the sun wouldn’t come up.</p>
<p>Eventually we’ll evolve to breathe fire and start wars against tsunami’s.</p>
<p>The tsunamis would win, because they would extinguish our flames. Also, we evolve into dragons.</p>
<p>Eventually, bomb-ombs will become real, you will change your name to Mario, and Bowser/King Koopa will kidnap a princess</p>
<p>We all do crazy **** on acid.</p>
<p>None of us do crazy **** on acid.</p>
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<li>can be used as a symbol for multiplication. Crazy * can only mean incredibly difficult math problems. You cannot do math while on a hallucinogenic journey.</li>
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<p>Eating plastic is the only way to survive a zombie apocalypse.</p>
<p>The remaining survivors of 2012 will turn into zombies so you either survive, or become one of them.</p>
<p>Yes, the tree does make a sound if it falls in the forest, I don’t care if I wasn’t there</p>
<p>When the tree falls, the birds living in it fly away to Mexico which frightens the Mexicans causing them all to scream.</p>
<p>My username is the best username in this forum.</p>
<p>I disagree, but I also don’t know if there is a greatest username.</p>
<p>It’s discerning to discover that some of one’s acquaintances are secret potheads.</p>
<p>i disagree</p>
<p>Are you allowed to disagree?</p>