<p>If you call it Cali, a native Californian will probably punch you in the nose and someone might try to take your life if you pop your collar. LA bums don't like that...</p>
<p>But anywho, you could go to fraternities and tell them your father is an alumni and a brother of them and they might let you stay in the house for a day or two. You could also go onto craigslist and find people renting out apartments for the summer, offer them 50 bucks for a night and there is a good chance they would bite, cuz they would rather have 50 bucks in their pocket than another night with one bedroom open and unfilled.</p>