Avast, ye scurvy swabs!

Colleges and Universities A-Z Naval Academy - Annapolis
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<p>FALL IN, YA MANGY LANDLUBBERS! </p>

<p>How long ye been a grog-swillin' PIRATE, my lad?</p>

<p>All me bloomin' life, sir! Me mother was a mermaid and me father was King Neptune! I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep! Seaweed and barnacles are me clothes! Every tooth in me head is a marlinspike! The hair on me head is hemp! Every bone in me body is a spar, and when I spits, I spits tar! I'se hard, I is, I am, I are!</p>

<p>News flash: Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day! ;)</p>

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<p>AAAAAAAAAARGH!</p>

<p>Ever since Maz' homerun to beat the damned Yanks!</p>

<p>Beat 'em Bucs! Go Pittsbaaaargh!! </p>

<p>Wuz a long nite for them Stillers, matey!:mad:</p>

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<p>Arrrgggg....... A true SHELLBACK here........</p>

<p>Like my Buccaneers....how about my buckinhat?</p>

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<p>Me doughter...she luvs this she duz...and durin' her Pleebe summir...she intertaned her mates she did...dooing this rate in Pyrate Talk!...she told me herself when they needed a lauf, she had to speek like a reel Pyrate this little ditty...hardy har, har, har....I speak de bloomin' truth I do!</p>

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<p>Ahoy ye scurvy dogs! It be a good day it is t’ go about plunderin‘. Where can I find me a bottle o’ rum? Not for me mind ye. Its for me parrot, thee drunken sot he is. He be lookin’ fer Captain Morgan a bit early in the day but what do ye do with a drunken parrot? You savvy? </p>

<p>A PIRATE WITH AN EYE PATCH SAID, "ARRGH",
"THEY WANTED ME TO BE A TEACHER BUT ,
" ARRGH", "I ONLY HAD ONE PUPIL..."</p>

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A true SHELLBACK here........

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<p>Aye! My parchment hangs a mere fraction of a league to starboard! It's good to have a fellow Mate of the Order close aboard while navigating among so many pitiful wogs!</p>

<p>:D</p>

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I'se hard, I is, I am, I are!

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<p>Arrgggg....me poor laddy got a knock to his noggin today, thanks to an uppercut that hit square on. Poor little pirate has a concussion, and not only are the decks lookin a bit rocky right now, but it also looks like his laxpoles will be hung out to dry for a few days.....</p>

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A PIRATE WITH AN EYE PATCH SAID, "ARRGH",
"THEY WANTED ME TO BE A TEACHER BUT ,
" ARRGH", "I ONLY HAD ONE PUPIL..."

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<p>nah, not to worry....go see the lad....he's see'n double, so you got two of em!!!</p>

<p>oh me, oh my, a pirates life for me! :(</p>

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<p>Aarrrgh.... So this would explain the carloads of teens dressed as pirates circling the high school this morning! T'was somethin' odd about it, til me eye was opened!</p>

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<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.</p>

<p>We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!</p>

<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.</p>

<p>We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!</p>

<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.</p>

<p>We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!</p>

<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.</p>

<p>We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!</p>

<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.</p>

<p>We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!</p>

<p>Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.</p>

<p><hic> :D</hic></p>

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<p>Zaphod, Pekemom, and LFWDAD:</p>

<p><a href="http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/3702/penguinpirates9cq.gif%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/3702/penguinpirates9cq.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>:D</p>

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<p>I take home the one with the RED scarf! He's CUTE!!!</p>

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<p>A belated talk-like-a-pirate-day</p>

<p>So.... a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender notes, “You have a paper towel stuck on your hat!”</p>

<p>“Arrrgh” replies the pirate “‘tis a bounty on my head.” ;)</p>

<p>PS...Zaphod, loved the penguins..too cute!</p>