Babies

<p>Do you want to have babies? If so, when? Why? Will you rear your babies so that they will become productive children or raise them for eventual consumption?</p>

<p>Why yes I would like to have babies, maybe in late 20s. :slight_smile: And no, I will not follow Jonathan Swift’s idea of raising children.</p>

<p>Octomom it…jk.</p>

<p>I want babies after I’m done w/ blank years of college and want 2-3 (don’t want my child to be an only child and even though I love children I don’t want to be overloaded w/ them).</p>

<p>I would like to make babies with a significant other in the future, yes. Sex for enjoyment would be nice too. :D</p>

<p>I’m undecided. I like kids, but they cry and burp and poop and throw up and I don’t know if I’m ready for that kind of commitment.</p>

<p>Then again, I AM only 18. So we’ll see, if the time ever comes.</p>

<p>I don’t think I’d want to have more than 1-2 kids.</p>

<p>How is babby formed? </p>

<p>how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent</p>

<p>I don’t want kids. I like them alright, I’m just not good with them at all.</p>

<p>I want little clones, so that I can hold them up to the standards I hold myself to.</p>

<p>^Those are some pretty high standards.</p>

<p>But I’d know they could do it, because they’d be genetically identical to me! That’s the beauty of it. There’s no way for them to wimp out.</p>

<p>So they’re bound to get 800’s on everything on the SAT and get into Princeton with ease. :stuck_out_tongue:
Speaking of which, nice post count. ;o</p>

<p>No, they’re charting new territory. They’ll specialize. I’ll have a science clone, a math clone, a history clone, a politics clone, a military clone, a business clone, a literature clone, a prose clone, and a chosen clone who will follow in my footsteps and become a lawyer and be named Christian, Jr. When it comes to college time, I’ll scatter them to all corners of the earth.</p>

<p>Also, they will each play an instrument to form a small orchestra, but this is just for my own amusement. With the exception of Christian, Jr., they will have German names. It will be a lot like The Sound of Music, without my wife dying and without the lame ending.</p>

<p>yess, once I get married I’m gunna pop out like 5. I love the feeling of a big family.</p>

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No love for Julie Andrews?</p>

<p>Little known fact: von Trapp was married to Natalie Tran from CommunityChannel before Julie Andrews.</p>

<p>^^^The last you clone will be named Gretel?</p>

<p>I want 2 in my 30s. I will make sure they get the best of everything, and be highly educated.</p>

<p>I like children. I’d probably want two. Maybe more, depending on how the contraceptives work ;)</p>

<p>I kid, I kid :]</p>

<p>I want 4, and starting in my late 20s or really early 30s. I love taking care of kids, but that’s from looking out for my younger siblings. I don’t want to start too late, just because if you have small kids when you’re older, you don’t have the same amount of energy to devote to the kid, the same stamina to spend time with them. Plus, it’s fun making babies :smiley: Sure, when they’re little, the do vomit or whatnot a LOT, but that’s arguably the most precious age of people.</p>

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<p>Nice (intentional?) pun.</p>