<p>Those names are odd. You might as well name your two girls Zorna and Truckette.</p>
<p>Zorna and Truckette would end up being prostitutes in a trailer park. D</p>
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<p>Thank you for making me spit out my water.</p>
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<p>And gift shops would never have key chains with their name on it.</p>
<p>lol HotIvy, you just inspired a new thread</p>
<p>^^ I hope that their intelligent classmates would hail them as übermenschen</p>
<p>^ a shame. I never considered that. What ****y souvenirs will I get them as children?? :O</p>
<p>I pray with every ounce of my being that I will never have children. Primarily because every baby I have ever been forced (on that note, why do people insist I cradle their creatures?) to hold has beaten me up.
They slap, punch, hair pull, stick their fingers up your nose…</p>
<p>In any event, should I be cursed with children I will name them:
- Toyota
- Ford
- Honda
-Chevrolet </p>
<p>I have noticed a trend of people being named Porsche or Mercedes, but I do not want to pressure my unwanted ■■■■■■■ to live up to such luxuries.
People are happier when little is expected of them.</p>
<p>^ Imma guess you watched the South Park episode “Raisins” fairly recently</p>
<p>No. I haven’t. I dislike South Park.</p>
<p>^^ better stick with Yugo then</p>
<p>^ what ?</p>
<p>Platts, may I suggest getting your tubes tied? I feel sorry for any kids you may have :(</p>
<p>I, too, feel sorry for little Camry and Hyundai.</p>
<p>^ I feel the worst for Jaguar</p>
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<p>Never heard of Aeneas Williams?</p>
<p>^ No… but his name is Aeneas, not </p>
<p>It’s the same name. It’s just written in English</p>
<p>The symbols make the name. I love writing umlauts and stuff</p>
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<p>As it should be; this ** IS ** America godammmit… we don’t need any fruity German names or whatever.</p>
<p>^ German names are not fruity, if anything AMERICAN names are fruity like aiden, hayden… So much fruitier than “Hans”</p>