bad breath + interview?

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Sorry but Columbia students aren’t as ** witty ** as I thought. I was anonymously reading this thread and at first I believed the condition he had but somewhere down the line (and much earlier than the rest of you all) I noticed that CheeseManBus’ story must be made up because theres no way in hell if you brushed your teeth, chewed mint gum etc. etc. your breath will still stink. You guys are a pinch slower than I thought.

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<p><em>facepalm</em></p>

<p>That’s not what witty means.</p>