<p>you used us for free expert medical opinions- “apply listerine strips to a well brushed/scraped tongue” and you ended up being a fraud? how dare you</p>
<p>hahahhahahha</p>
<p>Sorry but Columbia students aren’t as witty as I thought. I was anonymously reading this thread and at first I believed the condition he had but somewhere down the line (and much earlier than the rest of you all) I noticed that CheeseManBus’ story must be made up because theres no way in hell if you brushed your teeth, chewed mint gum etc. etc. your breath will still stink. You guys are a pinch slower than I thought.</p>
<p>House of London, I’m amused by your assumption that all the posters are Columbia students. Also, there are actually conditions where no amount of tooth-brushing or gum-chewing can solve the problem. I agree with your general conclusion, however, given the alleged age of this OP.</p>
<p>good thing you decided to break “anonymity” … after the fact!</p>
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<p>i called it as soon as i read the original post, but thought it would be fun to play along… not only are some unwitty they just seriously lack in the humor field…</p>
<p>well, perhaps there were people out there too afraid to pose this question so i helped them out.</p>
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<p>you might be surprised, my friend.</p>
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<p><em>facepalm</em></p>
<p>That’s not what witty means.</p>