<p>Mine isn't original... Eat and sell children to reduce overpopulation, decrease poverty, and increase food supply.</p>
<p>In no specific order.</p>
<p>Nuke Africa and parts of Asia to control population
Ban gasoline to reduce pollution
Take from the rich and give to the poor to reduce poverty</p>
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<p>What is that based off of again? I forget which satire… James Joyce? Totally forget…</p>
<p>jumping off a sky scraper in the hope that i can fly/reduce crime</p>
<p>Any idea that doesn’t sound good</p>
<p>take the chinese population and just spread them as far along as you can across the globe, drowning many of them to control population(Friend’s joke)</p>
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<p>Nope, a different Irishman - Jonathan Swift </p>
<p>Huzzah, I love literature!</p>
<p>“A Modest Proposal”- best essay ever!!!</p>
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<p>Sounds hilarious.</p>
<p>Quantify the value of each person/animal’s life to avoid a Sophie’s Choice scenario.</p>
<p>^Quantify the value of each person’s life, and create special cities that have a minimum quantifying score for admittance. Awesome people get to live in awesome cities, and losers are stuck somewhere bad.</p>