@LilyPatrick Let’s be CCBFs :))
Atria,
We do not understand why you re-applied. Last year we were considerate and placed you on waitlist. You clearly did not get the message when we did not take you off… Please refrain from re-applying next year.
Sincerely,
AO
P.S Thanks for the $70…
Atria,
Your application was lackluster, plain, and utterly useless. Your art portfolio demonstrated that yes, you can mangle an abstract painting. 500+ hours of community service? Puh-leese We expect at least 100 hours of service each MONTH. Your SSAT score is pathetic and your essays are deplorable. In case its not clear, your application sucked. Your 4 yr old sister? Yeah she would be a better candidate than you.
Please don’t reapply,
The AOs
Dear LNR,
We are happy to inform you that you are denied admission to ----school. Typically we would give our condolences, however, we are happy to deny you as you’re a terrible applicant. In other words, there were simply more qualified candidates. A lot of more qualified candidates than you, as you were the worst of the worst. Your application didn’t even make it to the second round of eyes! After a brief skim you were automatically thrown into the deny pile. (Ps: you were the first in the pile.) Truly you wasted months of your parents time, by even dreaming let alone visiting and applying to the school like ours. Thank you for applying as now the whole AO knows that people can get dumber every year and for the 60 dollars. Now, this is the end of the letter where I would normally wish you well and hope you get into the anther school that is a good fit for you. But I know that is pointless, as no school would ever want you, so good luck finding a desperate school to admit you. You’re going to need it.
~AO