<p>Because he ditched me before I could ditch him.</p>
<p>because she is in CCislulz</p>
<p>Because he lies. Don’t act like you didn’t enjoy your time in there</p>
<p>False accusations. Slander. Libel.</p>
<p>Because his name really isn’t steven.</p>
<p>because s/he lives in new jersey…blech!</p>
<p>Because I have never seen him/her post, yet he/she has over 900 posts</p>
<p>Because he sits on ancient toilets.</p>
<p>Because she goes to a catholic school but is Agnostic</p>
<p>because he wipes his butt with a shared sponge stick.</p>
<p>Because he knows too much about me</p>
<p>Because no matter what coast it is, it is late as hell and should be going to sleep. Screw this I’m going to bed it getting light and birds and chirping.</p>
<p>Because she is correct. I have been going to bed at 4:30 lately lol</p>
<p>Because he lives in a place where no men should live.</p>
<p>Because s/he has been on CC half the time as me and has posted twice as much.</p>
<p>Because (s)he is breathing.</p>
<p>Because he/she supports Sarah Palin.</p>
<p>'Cause you’re a n00b.</p>
<p>Because they didn’t have the “be” in “because”</p>
<p>because they’re too pedantic about grammatical errors</p>