<p>26e: 1) I fixed it 2) I put up a disclaimer hah... plus I don't actually rap for em... I do website design/graphic work for a rap label</p>
<p>all right, i'll let u go. u shouldn't get off on a technicality (i know i spelled it wrong-i'm not fixing it) though...</p>
<p>haha.... this thread increased the fun level for me on here like 10x....</p>
<p>all i can say is</p>
<p>nine hundred ninety</p>
<p>one</p>
<p>tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick</p>
<p>all you b*<strong><em>es don't know what i'm about to say
but i can tell you one thing: i hate nuccas braggin' 'bout GPAs
i don't give a s</em></strong> 'bout your academics
ill put a hex on your house with the flu pandemic</p>
<p>people talkin' bout their low SATs
but they're forgettin' about their STDs
haha sike i'm just playin', but one thing though
a 2300 is not that low!</p>
<p>are you crazy, b****, i would kill for that score
say one more thing about it i'll kick you out the door
into your mobile home without a mobile phone
that i need to call penn with to get my sweet talkin' on</p>
<p>don't bother, you can't step to this
i'll fill your a** full of bullets lined with laxatives</p>
<p>haaaaaaaaaahahhaah</p>
<p>cdeitz, i like it</p>
<p>cdeitz...you need to copyright that! I want to hear it on the radiowaves!</p>
<p>ya'll should send this stuff as your "why Penn" essay</p>
<p>That would be a very creative essay, i think it would get you in</p>
<p>i know, if I was an admissions officer and I read it I'd let you in...heck, I'd even pull a few strings and get you into the mysterious huntsman program, wether you applied or not...just because.</p>
<p>its important to note how naturally SAT and STD rhyme. than you cdeitz, for pointing that out</p>
<p>lol...I better send my rap in overnight mail so they get it in the morning</p>
<p>haha no problem 26e</p>
<p>haha even though those are pretty wicked awesome, i wouldn't recomend sending them in...cause what if some old guy whose totally against rap reads it first? umm...LOL</p>
<p>let's go!!! someone else put one up</p>
<p>wahhhh omg!!! hahahahhahaa....so damn funny, i can't stop laughing!</p>
<p>"<em>unprepared, 26e is immediately hit straight in the face by the first tomato. chibiajiajin is the immediate suspect, but videotape evidence demonstrates that her tomato missed to the right. THERE HAD TO BE A SECOND THROWER. the suspect is now cornell mole "mimisugar"</em>"
watcha talking bout, 26e? i'm a perfect angel! <em>halo glows</em> ^_^ lol</p>
<p>99 problems but penn ain't one... actually it is...</p>
<p>honkies wanna be me
i got more gats than the US Army
im not jealous of your brains over braun
i have bigger nuts than king kong</p>
<p>but watch this
i can dance with a lil' twist
spit rhymes as i take a sh**
on locust walk in my hissy fit
dont care what you have to say
getting into penn either way....[fade out]</p>
<p>[fade in]
what you think im gone? you cant handle this
i put a tatoo of a quaker on my ass smoking cannabis
dont worry, ill make this short, short but sweet
penn til the day i die, bow down to me</p>
<p>hhmmmm......</p>
<p>they took my acceptance...
when i'm in nee heed!!!
oh they're some triflin'
adcoms in dee heed!
oh they're sum golddigga's,
way over town,
that digs on ME</p>
<hr>
<p>Now i aint sayin they some gold digga's
But they aint messin with no broke - broke
Now i aint sayin they some gold digga's
But they aint messin with no broke - broke
Come down guys, go 'ead, come down
Come down guys, go 'ead, come down
Come down guys, go 'ead, come down
Come down guys, go 'ead</p>
<p>This school da bomb
met it at a sweet college fair
with the smell of ivy vines
hanging high in the air
It said "Boy u got a shot
I can tell by your charm
far as viewbooks u got a flock
i can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but i been lookin for da one
haya seen 'er
My psychic said she gonna have a check like Serena,
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, no kids,
And maybe littl' money onda side from showbiz"
Ok i get that check, but then u got them fees,
I flew in with them B's, they all turned to D's,
I liked it in the quad, but then i had to pay,
if you going to this college man u gonna need pay
You know why?
Take too much to buy books
Plus what i hear, u can't get in without hooks
My hawaiian friend applying without takin no looks</p>
<p>I DON'T CARE what none uh y'all say, I still love PENN</p>
<p>i'll get the next verse some other time</p>
<p>take a shot at it if u like</p>
<p>haha 26e straight from kanye west's goldigger but good remake</p>