<p>I took a trip 'round the universe, cured cancer, gave a $400 million to 3rd world countries to feed the hungry. Yea, I know I rock and no one is better than me. <em>saying this with my nose held up high</em></p>
<p>Dear Princeton:
I inspired F Scott Fitgerald to write This Side of Paradise</p>
<p>I donated 1 million grains of rice on FreeRice. In one day.</p>
<p>^ eh, I did 2 million, you can’t beat that, cause anything you can do, i can do better.</p>