<p>Anyone else get this in an email? </p>
<p>;) </p>
<p>It's real, by the way. But was pulled of Craigslist for understandable reasons.</p>
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Harvard senior seeking female companion - 22
Date: 2007-09-17, 3:37PM EDT</p>
<pre><code>My final club has a reunion this fall, and my relationship of two years ended disastrously earlier this summer. I have an invitation for myself plus one, and am willing to show you a great time. It is a private party, in an extremely classy setting. There is no real way to describe how ornate the club is, but I guarantee that it will be the most upscale experience of your life. Think back to your high school prom, take away the terrible music, and multiply the experience by ten. You must be white, 5′6″ - 5′9″, young, blonde, attractive, and intelligent. You must be in school, preferably Tufts or Wellesley but BU and BC are acceptable (definitely not MIT). You should be able to hold a conversation, know when to be quiet, and polite in all your behavior. I have seen unruly guests embarrass members before, and I hope this won't be a problem. This event is black-tie, and I am willing to procure an evening gown for you. I hate to sound so harsh, but I have expectations to live up to. No Asian, overweight, or unattractive women please. Ages 18-22 only.
Picture required.
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<p>ROFL</p>
<p>I think this was a prank.</p>
<p>Tell homeboy to come to Mission Hill and see how he fits in...He doesn't represent Boston, that's for sure.</p>
<p>one step into murderpan and he's done son.</p>
<p>Definitely hilarious!</p>
<p>I mean... who wouldn't want to be with a Ha-r-vard man?</p>
<p>This is classic.</p>
<p>haha ya my friend sent that to me! hilarious!</p>
<p>"You must be white, 5′6″ - 5′9″, young, blonde, attractive, and intelligent. You must be in school, preferably Tufts or Wellesley but BU and BC are acceptable (definitely not MIT)."</p>
<p>can u say picky? and whats wrong with MIT?! what a loser...unless that is..he can afford to be that picky. beauty and the geeks anyone?</p>
<p>MIT = Asian.</p>
<p>He doesn't want Asian. ;)</p>
<p>this was circulated around Harvard as well...the scary part is that it's not a joke...</p>
<p>This guy is such a playa; thats it, I'm getting rich and going to Harvard.</p>
<p>P.S. Just kidding guys</p>
<p>Geez. What decade is this?</p>
<p>that's how they do things at ha-vahd. the man is willing "to procure an evening gown for you". also you must be a supermodel and know that women should be put in their place, meaning shut up unless i say something funny and then you laugh hysterically. i think that's what he meant to say.</p>
<p>So for hanging out with this jack455 and acting like his trophy white model girlfriend you get a lousy evening gown? this better be an AMAZING evening gown. (is he not even paying his date??)</p>
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[quote]
I have expectations to live up to. No Asian, overweight, or unattractive women
[/quote]
^ that's mean, being an asian's equal to being overweight and unattractive? In the original one he said "NO black, asian" actually... Anyways what an a hole! What kinda girl stuck with this dude for 2 whole years??</p>
<p>l</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>(definitely not MIT).
procure an evening gown for you
young, blonde, attractive, and intelligent.
hold a conversation, know when to be quiet, and polite in all your behavior</p>
<p>live, breathing dress-up doll. mwahaha</p>
<p>Wait, will an intelligent girl ever respond to such an email?</p>
<p>gee, i can REALLY see now why everyone wants to go to ivy league schools so badly... they seem so charming there!</p>
<p>Maybe it was a Yalie trying to make Harvard look ridiculous. They're pretty good at that.</p>