<p>Here’s all that I’m planning to say/write down:</p>
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<li>Study in the library every day</li>
<li>Get help if you need it</li>
<li>Be safe</li>
<li>A person who is drunk cannot give consent*.</li>
</ol>
<ul>
<li>which is an addition to the two rules for sex that my son has heard repeated since he turned 14: always use protection and never pressure a woman to do anything she doesn’t want to do.</li>
</ul>
<p>That’s going to be the sum total of my parting advice for college. Anything more elaborate won’t get heard or heeded.</p>