<p>bijoux7: just... yes. that is amazing.</p>
<p>The ones that get the biggest reaction for me are stupid pirate pickup lines, like these:</p>
<p>"Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?"</p>
<p>"Lower your sails and prepare for boarding!"</p>
<p>I like:</p>
<p>"Are you drinking 2% milk because you think you are fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to."</p>
<p>hahha napoleon kills me.</p>
<p>""Are you drinking 2% milk because you think you are fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.""</p>
<p>Not that funny.. or I'm just not getting it.</p>
<p>for some reason that movie clicked with me and i found it hilarious. but a lot of people didnt like it. oh well.</p>
<p>"baby, I'll find the area under YOUR curve"</p>
<p>"get off my heine baby!"
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<em>turns back and seizes the Heineken bottle out of the girl's hand</em></p>
<p>unlimited, its a pick-up line from napoleon dynamite.</p>
<p>I like getting my pick up lines from Beavis and Butthead myself:</p>
<p>"Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it."</p>
<p>"If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public."</p>
<p>"You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it."</p>
<p>"I'm Chuck Norris."</p>
<p>Chuck Norris does not use pickup lines. Chuck Norris simply says, "now."</p>
<p>Best Pickup Line Ever:</p>
<p>"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, so could we just assume I said all that? I mean, essentially what we are talking about here is fluid exchange. We could just skip straight to the sex." --John Nash (Russel Crowe), A Beautiful Mind</p>
<p>"Lets have intercourse, social that is."</p>
<p>"Those clothes look good on you...they'd also look good on my floor!"</p>
<p>And...</p>
<p>"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!"</p>
<p>And...</p>
<p>"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"</p>
<p>Ah anticatalyst, John Nash is probably the coolest dude I know. We watched that movie in Calc class this year, pretty much the best movie ever. Forgot about that part of the movie until now...thanks, haha</p>
<p>Guy: How'd it feel?</p>
<p>Girl: How did what feel?</p>
<p>Guy: When I made out with you.</p>
<p>Not sure if these have been used yet but...</p>
<p>1)"What's that in your eye? Oh...nevermind, it's just a sparkle."</p>
<p>2)Walk up to her and look at the tag on the back of her shirtneck.
"Oh, just what I thought, made in heaven."</p>
<p>3)One that gets blank stares:
"Hey, you have a boop on your nose!"
"A what?"
(Touch her nose and say "BOOP!")</p>
<p>Haha well ive had girls do #3 to me... ive never personally used it as a way to break the ice but i guess it would work.</p>
<p>I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves</p>
<p>Do I need a warrant to investigate you?</p>