<p>Your facebook profile said you liked suspense movies...want to go see one?</p>
<p>wow..that shirt is very becoming on you...but if i were on you i'd be cumming too</p>
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The integral of e to the x is equal to f of u to the n
Write it out
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<p>i have that on a shirt, though i prefer this</a> one. and yes, it has worked.</p>
<p>hahaha ^^^thats a good one eric</p>
<p>^^^ 69?? that was pretty lame</p>
<p>in model UN: I'll moderate YOUR caucus</p>
<p>My typical course of action doesn't really involve lines, per se, but it's usually scripted the same way and almost always takes place at the end of a class.</p>
<p>Here's a sample conversation...</p>
<p>Me (to girl who sat near me): Hey, did you catch the day of that test on the syllabus?
Girl: Yeah, I think it was Tuesday the 26th.
Me: Hey, thanks. I'm Mac, by the way.
Girl: Cool. I'm Sue.
Me: You majoring in elementary ed too?
Sue: Indeed I am.
Me: Awesome. Have you had (class name of class taken in earlier section) yet?
Sue: No, is it tough?
Me: Well, it's (describe a bit)
Sue: Cool.
Me: Hey, I've got to run. I'll see you Friday in class, okay?
Sue: Okay. Take care</p>
<p>Friday...</p>
<p>Me: Hey Sue, what's up?
Sue: Not a whole lot, you?
(continue small talk for a while until something about maybe meeting her for lunch or getting her phone # comes up)</p>
<p>This system sometimes doesn't produce romantic partners, but is more often than not successful at developing meaningful friendships with the opposite sex. Always helps to know who you are dating...I only date people I've known for at least a month.</p>
<p>"How're you doin'?" - Joey from Friends.</p>
<p>...Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
...Are you from Tennessee?
Because you are the only ten I see
...I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed-rock!
...Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
...ou: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast.
** If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight? **</p>
<p>Im sorry, it goes "How YOU doin?" haha</p>
<p>I love that line, but personally i think the best one is the simplest "How are you, my name is ...."</p>
<p>"hey, I lost my number, can I have yours?" </p>
<p>I had some strange guy in the Village (NYC) yell that at me, so I yelled back a fake one, and he followed me for 5 minutes because he couldn't hear all of it and wanted to write it down.</p>
<p>"lets ****" has worked for me. and walking up to a table of girls and saying "who ordered the dick" has also worked for me.</p>
<p>Of course I tried them both many times before they ever worked. Probably about a %3 success rate</p>
<p>^^Yeah, the table of girls included your girlfriend! And the "lets ****!" was after you brought your girlfriend over while your parents were out and you were both, at the moment you said it, naked.</p>
<p>No, random girls in a bar</p>
<p>YOU: My friend is dating this new girl, and he still hangs out with his ex. His new girlfriend wants him to end it, becuase its holding on to the past. How do you feel about that?
HER: (Gives response)
YOU: Well, its a two part question. He actually has a draw of photos and letters that he has collected throughout his life, and some of those photos are with her, and some of the letters are from their relationship together. She wants him to not only get rid of them, but burn them. Do you think shes justified in saying that?
HER: (Gives response)</p>
<p>Some girl who I really didn't know well who seemed a bit weird used the phone number one on me once. I gave her the phone number of my old house, which is now some guy's fax machine...wonder if she ever got through...</p>
<p>I'm moving again this year so now I will have a choice of two numbers to give out to undesirable girls...</p>
<p>^^hahaha just give them a number listed of this site:
<a href="http://www.rejectionhotline.com/RHnumbers120105_FYI_GetOverItDay_Is_March_9th.php%5B/url%5D">http://www.rejectionhotline.com/RHnumbers120105_FYI_GetOverItDay_Is_March_9th.php</a></p>
<p>works every single time :P</p>
<p>im too lazy/tired to read what everyone's repeated jokes, but hopefully mine is a fresh breeze...</p>
<p>If i flipped a quarter, what are the chances id get head?</p>
<p>The ones the main character uses in "A Beautiful Mind."</p>
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<p>"Can I put my missiles in your country?"</p>
<p>"Are you a topic? Because I'd love to table you!"</p>
<p>and other various references to Djibouti. Such a bad country to be.</p>
<p>But I have to agree with the above poster... a simple "let's dance" is better than any corny pick up line!!!
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<p>Other Model UN pickup lines:</p>
<p>"Can I bang your gavel?"
"Let's get some motions on this floor."</p>