<p>i like the "made in heaven" tag one...it's kind of cute hehe</p>
<p>One of my friends had some sketchy guy use the Captain's Acid lines on her.</p>
<p>this worked with a stranger (honest)</p>
<p>me- you wanna kiss me?
she- sure.</p>
<p>first day of class...</p>
<p>sit down next to the hottest girl you can find and ask if she thinks the professor will sleep with you for an A (it doesnt really matter if its a man or woman)</p>
<p>as soon as she answers ask her "Well do you think youde sleep with me for an A?"</p>
<p>good for a few laughs and who knows you may just get laid out of it...</p>
<p>For a third-world country, you’re pretty well-developed.
I Motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece
Belize let me hold you.
I’m Hungary for Djibouti.
Motion for a one-on-one unmoderated caucus.
I Ecuador you.
I want to visit your Netherlands.
You can lift my sanctions any day!
If I were a gavel, I would bang you all night.
I can cam your bodia.
I motion to table the Chair.
You’re my point of personal inquiry.
I’m your point of personal privilege.
Can I put missiles in your country?
Is that a placard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Can I moderate your caucus?
Are you a topic? Because I’d love to table you.
How long is your conference?
I hope that gavel’s not the only thing you’re banging.
It’s not about how big your placard is, it’s about how long you can keep it up.
If you’re as long as the speaker’s list, meet me in the bathroom.
I’ll czech your republic.
It’s not about how big your gavel is, it’s about how hard you bang it.
My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?
I’d like to motion you to the floor.
I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus… in your pants.
Hey, wanna merge?
It’s not the length of the caucus that counts… it’s what you do with it.
I motion to enlongate the caucus</p>
<p>Do you have a raisin? No? How about a date?</p>
<p>Giant polar bear!! (pause) That was an icebreaker. My name’s ___.</p>
<p>I bet I can kiss you without using my lips. (Kiss) Darn, I lost!</p>
<p>Love the Model UN ones, there were a few here I hadn’t heard!</p>
<p>Works best on those hot math majors that we all know exist…</p>
<p>“I want to be a derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves”</p>
<p>i dont know if this one has been said but its kinda funny
“nice shoes, wanna f***?”</p>
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<p>ROFL
who comes up with these things?!</p>
<p>I’m like a rubix cube. The more you play with me… the harder I get! ;)</p>
<p>^^omg</p>
<p>The number of calculus related pick up lines written on here is astonishing!</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - Dr.Z- How to be the Man at Parties](<a href=“- YouTube”>- YouTube)</p>
<p>Watch that video. The kid goes to my school and is pretty funny and uses a great pickup line.</p>
<p>So I’m like “is your name sarah”</p>
<p>and shes like “NOOOO”</p>
<p>and I’m like "ohh I thought all hot girls were named sarah</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>ill steal one from futurama:
“is heaven missing an angel, cause you got nice cans!”
and Doug Benson:
“excuse me, my **** just died, do you mind if i bury it in your ******?”</p>
<p>Hi, I’m _______. How do you like me so far?</p>
<p>That’s actually worked.</p>
<p>From a homeless guy: Hey, you’re kinda cute. Can I come home with you? No? Well, you want to come be homeless with me?</p>
<p>I laughed so hard I gave him $20.</p>
<p>“Other than just your natural beauty, what is your secret to looking this good?”</p>
<p>“Have you ever been arrested? Because it has to be illegal to look that good.”</p>
<p>“If I had a nickel for every girl as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents :)”</p>
<p>“If I had a rose for every time I thought of you I’d be walking in a garden forever.”</p>
<p>I have a whole word document with em lol. The last two have worked more than once</p>
<p>I didn’t wanna click on this thread but some of these are really good, haha! Gotta go to page 1 again and start making my list.</p>