<p>Are hard to find. I suggest we compile them now. :D</p>
<p>My mom today: Eat your rice! People slaved their lives centuries ago to make one grain of this rice! <em>does deranged eye thing and breathes down back</em></p>
<p>Hmmm...add on.</p>
<p>Mom: <em>suddenly getting nostalgic</em> “My pastor is always telling me to bring you to church. Why aren’t you Christian anymore? 
You used to sing those cute Jesus songs!” <em>starts singing : I love youu, you love meee, we’re a happy familyyyy</em></p>
<p>Me: …Mom…that’s…Barney…</p>
<p>Lol they told me that when I was little. </p>
<p>Here’s my mom on cutting your hair: “cut your hair! long hair is not good for you, they rob you of the nutrients that you need to grow taller!”</p>
<p>I was listening to Drowning Pool (a heavy metal band) in my room last summer and my mom came in and violently informed to to “turn that ghetto **** off.”</p>
<p>Erm… it was my mum’s birthday over the weekend and her brother and sister-in-law and niece all flew in. They were reminiscing about their father and told a story about how the four of them (my mom, her brother, my aunt, and my dad) used to smoke weed with my grandpa in an old barn. </p>
<p>Mum: “And then Grandpa used to say… ‘Pass me one of them funny Korean cigarettes.’” (Apparently, my grandpa smoked weed during the Korean War). </p>
<p>Two:
Dad: “You know that if you turn down Michigan (University of Michigan) that the whole family is going to hunt you down, torture, and ultimately kill you. And we’re Catholic so they’ll just say a few Hail Mary’s and it’ll be OK.” (I turned down Michigan.)</p>
<p>Three:
Me: “I want to do Teach for America.”
Dad: “Be a lawyer. Yes, you’ll have to sell your soul, but think of all the money you’d make!”
Me: “I want to work with kids.”
Dad: “Well, all that happens to those kids is that the grow up and need LAWYERS, which is where you come in.”
Me: “You always told me that you wanted me to do what made me happy.”
Dad: “No, I told your sister that. You’re actually smart, she’s a complete idiot. You’re the only hope for this family.” … “Luke! I AM YOUR FATHER!” … “Luke didn’t join the dark side and he lost his hand. Join the dark side Romani! Listen to your father, or you’ll lose a hand!” </p>
<p>…!!!</p>
<p>EDIT:
Four:
My dad has taken a recent liking to Eminem. By this I mean that he is listening to it non stop. </p>
<p>Dad: “Dude, Eminem is !@#$%ing amazing. This !@#$ is hilarious. And that Sarah Palin look-alike from the video, I’d tap that.”</p>
<p>He’s in his 40s. Awkward thing to hear, not gonna lie.</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHA
elau, you just made my day. I don’t even care if I get rejected from every college tomorrow, I’m going to come back to this thread and re-read that quote.
(Your mom might have a point… I was obsessed with long hair for a while and now I’m unnaturally short. She must be a genius.)</p>
<p>I need to meet romanigyspyeyes’s father</p>
<p>Lol @Romani’s dad</p>
<p>Haha you guys have awesome parents. Romani’s dad is so cool. OMG fairy_dreams and elau’s moms remind me of mine. She actually viciously limited me to short hair for the first thirteen years of my life because apprently-</p>
<p>“Ai-ya! The longer your hair is the more nutrients it sucks from your brain! That’s why guys with long hair are all hobos.”</p>
<p>Har har har…(lol fairy, my dad sings that Barney theme song all the time still)</p>
<p>lol wow romani</p>
<p>Me: I failed the ACT
Dad: No the ACT failed you</p>
<p>^lol!</p>
<p>Tsen Char</p>
<p>Me: “Mom, I’m going into Hot Topic, I’ll meet you in Journey’s when I’m through.”
Mom: "You always go in that place!
Me: “Ummm what’s wrong with hot topic?..I just want a fred shirt and a paramore bracelet…I’ll be right out.”
Mom: Goodness Trumpetgrl!!! YOU’RE ALWAYS GOING IN THAT PLACE!!! ARE YOUU GOING EMMOOOOOO!!!
Me: “…no…”
Mom: “THERE IS NOTHING CREATIVE ABOUT DRESSING LIKE THE DEVIL!!”
Me: “hahahahah 
I’ll meet you at Journey’s”</p>
<p>[wth does my personality seem emo? hahaha]</p>
<p>My dad is the King of really, really, awfully bad jokes.</p>
<p><em>Dad teases me about something random</em>
Me: “Mom, tell him to stop!”
Dad: “Who’s him?”</p>
<p>We average 1 or 2 of those at the dinner table every night.</p>
<p>Haha trump, my mum was like that when I first starting wearing “goth” clothes. Now she buys me all black stuff with skulls :)</p>
<p>(screaming/yelling)</p>
<p>“videogame is drug!! DRUGS!!!” <em>hurls nintendo DS on the ground and stomps on it and the screen breaks</em></p>
<p>Roman…story #3 had me LMAO</p>
<p>Well, I have Asian parents. I’m guessing some of you know how that feels.</p>
<p>^ They yell at you and don’t use plurals?</p>
<p>Mom: What did you get on the essay then?
Me: A 6
Mom: Oh… but it’s out of 6 right?
Me: 12… 2 times 6
the room falls silent as Mom struggles to process what I just said
Mom: … So you got 6?</p>