Best Quotes

<p>"Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until day after tomorrow."
- Mark Twain</p>

<p>^^ I follow that quote religiously.</p>

<p>“The way the world is, how seldom it is that you meet that one person who just <em>gets</em> you - it's so rare. And to cut oneself off from finding that person, to immediately halve your options by eliminating the possibility of finding that one person within your own gender, that just seemed stupid to me. So I didn't.”
- Chasing Amy.</p>

<p>^^ That one's so cute! And very true, for hopeless romantics like me who thinks everybody has a soulmate.</p>

<p>"Joga Bonito! Play Beautiful!" ~ Eric Cantona</p>

<p>We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. -Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved</p>

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<p>They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol (1928 - 1987), The Philosophy of Andy Warhol</p>

<p>When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability... To be alive is to be vulnerable.
Madeleine L'Engle (1918 - ), "Walking on Water: Reflections on Faith and Art", 1980</p>

<p>The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.
John Dewey (1859 - 1952)</p>

<p>“I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.”
*William Allen White</p>

<p>“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away”</p>

<p>“I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge - myth is more potent than history - dreams are more powerful than facts - hope always triumphs over experience - laughter is the cure for grief - love is stronger than death”
*Robert Fulghum quotes</p>

<p>Life is like a box of chocolates- unknown</p>

<p>and for the record i said '16.</p>

<p>“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” ~Mark Twain </p>

<p>Particular person(s) should follow this.</p>

<p>:] These quotes are making my day.</p>

<p>(Weird side note: I'm almost at 1,000 posts and it's really exciting. Can't hardly wait----no reference to song or movie)</p>

<p>Favorite quote so far ---- the one from Mark Twain.</p>

<p>"Perception is reality" - not sure</p>

<p>"Just do It" - Nike Slogan</p>

<p>Man in the Arena Speech by Theodore Roosevelt.</p>

<p>"A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire</p>

<p>A genius is a smart person, but a smart person is not necessarily a genius~ The Revolution</p>

<p>Too Cool for school-unknown</p>

<p>Did you mean my quote Optimization?</p>

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Andy Warhol (1928 - 1987), The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

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<p>Wow. What a conceited title.</p>

<p>I have a Microsoft Word document from a couple of years ago that's 192 pages of quotes.</p>

<p>A few good ones from the first few pages:</p>

<p>what we know of other people
is only our memory of the moments
during which we knew them.
they have changed since then.
at every meeting we are meeting a stranger.
-T.S. Eliot </p>

<p>A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.
-Colette</p>

<p>Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.<br>
-Douglas Adams </p>

<p>Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-Scott Adams, 'The Dilbert Principle'</p>

<p>The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Albert Einstein</p>

<p>"You can't serve a writ on a rat, Baby Sister" - Rooster Cogburn</p>

<p>Bump.</p>

<p>Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz</p>

<p>Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. </p>

<p>LOL</p>

<p>“There is a wide sweep about my mind. I am always above and beyond the preoccupation of most public men; I cover a ground much faster than they can see. I cannot keep myself from saying about twenty times a day: ‘How right I am, and how wrong they are.’” – Prince Klemens von Metternich</p>

<p>• Austrian foreign minister and domineer of the Congress of Vienna (1814-1815)
• guided by the principle: legitimacy
o to reestablish peace & order it is necessary to restore the legitimate monarchs to preserve traditional institutions
• principle of intervention: great powers can intervene militarily in other countries to end revolutionary movements against the legitimate rulers</p>

<p>Just a little too much hubris for me..but I like it!</p>

<p>"live life fast"</p>

<p>I just copied this from my list of senior quote possibilities from a few months ago:
"Was she told when she was young the pain would lead to pleasure?/Did she understand it when they said/That a man must break his back to earn his day of leisure,/Will she still believe it when he's dead?" - The Beatles</p>

<p>"Eschew Obfuscation! Espouse Elucidation!" - Anonymous</p>

<p>Douglas Adams:
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."</p>

<p>"I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day."</p>

<p>"The great thing about being the only species that makes a distinction between right and wrong is that we can make up the rules for ourselves as we go along."</p>

<p>"All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others."</p>

<p>"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works."</p>

<p>"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable, let's prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."</p>

<p>"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."</p>

<p>"A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there." - Charles Darwin</p>

<p>"Soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife. Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life." - Tom Lehrer</p>

<p>"Base eight is just like base ten really — if you're missing two fingers." - Tom Lehrer</p>

<p>"All science is either physics or stamp collecting." - Ernest Rutherford</p>

<p>"Physics is like sex. Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it." - Richard Feynman</p>

<p>Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. </p>

<p>Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. </p>

<p>Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!</p>

<p>There are no stupid questions, just stupid people</p>

<p>And the mome rats.....</p>

<pre><code> BTW i love alice in wonderland!!!!!
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<p>Dear Jamboree,
you have read some great books. I'm a Foer fan as well.</p>

<p>I liked the Alice & Wonderland quote & "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." the best so far..</p>

<p>Eh most of mine are already covered. Class quotes are hilarious sometimes though.</p>

<p>"Okay, so if we roll the dice and get 7 or 12, we win. What are the other possibilities?"
"1!"
"<em>bangs head against whiteboard</em>" (Statistics, discussing probability in craps games)</p>

<p>OR</p>

<p>"I mean, why couldn't he just say 'Hey! I didn't have sex with your wife! She'd explode!" (discussing Gulliver's Travels)</p>

<p>"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but as the years go by everything is so different?" That's probably my favorite quote and I'm going to put it on my senior yearbook page.</p>

<p>Also, "The best things in life come to those too busy to look for them." This one has proven to be true so many times in the past couple of years for me.</p>