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<p>my favourites:</p>

<p>"Life is a comedy to those who think and a tragedy to those who feel." -- Horace Walpole.</p>

<p>"This is a special day. It is yours. Yesterday slipped away and it cannot be filled with more meaning. About tomorrow nothing is known. But this day, today, is yours. Make use of it. This day is a special day. It is yours."</p>

<p>"I'm tired of being captive to the human condition. Of being so endlessly a human being." -- Timothy Findley.</p>

<p>"We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." -- Walt Disney.</p>

<p>"It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse." -- Adlai Stevenson.</p>

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<p>"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it". - Sir Winston Churchill</p>

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<p>Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability.
Flower A. Newhouse</p>

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<p>"You are the man" - Everyone when they see Sheed30.</p>

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<p>^ i think i heard that one before.</p>

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<p>every word said on Forrest Gump and Napoleon Dynamite</p>

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<p>"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire</p>

<p>"I used to read but then I realized it's a lot easier to just make stuff up." - Socrates</p>

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<p>Bump BUMP BUMP</p>

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<p>Something along the lines of:</p>

<p>"A friend will stand by you when you're wrong. Just about anybody will stand by you when you're right."</p>

<p>-Mark Twain</p>

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<p>“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'” Jerry Seinfeld</p>

<p>“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework” Bill Cosby.</p>

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<p>"Aim low, achieve your goals, and avoid disappointment."</p>

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<p>What a contreversial thing to say on this kind of forum haha.</p>

<p>Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie detector blows up) ~The Simpsons</p>

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<p>^lol lol- Simpsons Own</p>

<p>Bump Bump</p>

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<p>Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.
Friedrich Nietzsche</p>

<p>How happy is the blameless vestals lot,
The world forgetting by the world forgot?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!
Each prayer accepted, each wish resigned.
Labor and rest, that equal periods keep,
"Obedient slumbers that can wake and weep."
Affections composed, Desires ever ev'n,
Tears of delight, and sighs that waft to Heav'n.
-Alexander Pope</p>

<p>Fall seven times, stand up eight.
-some old japanese proverb</p>

<p>I could go on but I don't want to bore everyone :)</p>

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<p>I am Jesus - peter griffin</p>

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<p>"Chinese Proverb" </p>

<p>Be not afraid
of growing slowly,
be afraid
of standing still.</p>

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<p>“Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.” - Harriet Tubman</p>

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<p>“If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever” - Winnie the Pooh</p>

<p>"A million zeros joined together do not, unfortunately, add up to one." - Carl Jung</p>

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<p>
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"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

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<p>He clearly wasn't himself when he said that.</p>

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<p>OK, its Superbowl time approaching, so lets whip out Mr. Brady from 60 minutes last month when Steve Kroft asked him about his 2001 Cinderella season and how he had been underestimated before that: </p>

<p>“Do you ever feel the urge sometime to say I told you so?” asks Kroft. </p>

<p>“Why be a jerk? I don’t need to say it,” says Brady. "Let other people say it. It sounds so much better."</p>