<p>Top-of-the-line precision scalpel: $500
Sterile latex gloves: $4 per box
Performing quadruple-bypass heart surgery to save a grandfather's life: Priceless.</p>
<p>There are some things money can't buy. </p>
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<p>Doctors--We cut you up, replace your internal organs, and tell you that you're fat. Best of all? We CHARGE you for it.</p>
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<p>Biology/Medical Club: No, it's only 85% Asian.</p>
<p>"We've got the guts" and then put all the main organs on the T-shirt as well
or We've got the nerve/We've got the heart or something like that. </p>
<p>If you're not beating, join us</p>
<p>We care 2 cure</p>
<p>And a few songtext ones: We'll never break your heart, Right where I belung, Hips don't lie, I just wanna live(r) (as in liver)</p>