Blog 1: HOW to Choose CORRECT Essay Readers (You're Wrong)

<p>After receiving numerous inquiries in the main CC readers thread, I decided to make this a public post to make a comprehensive, easy guide. Disclaimer: I do not reveal my credentials in the general public to protect my profession and personal background.</p>

<p>People in this forum search for people to help them improve their essays. A fresh pair of eyes always helps for absolute, mechanical elements such as grammar. However, proper punctuations and sentence structure is just a ticket to qualify. It’s the bare minimum to prevent auto-rejection (looking like the person who rushed an essay 2 hours before deadline).</p>

<p>So…to kick it up a notch, people request subjective feedback. This is also easier to give from the perspective of the critiquer, since it simply asks for opinion (aka BS). The VAST majority of people “helping” you do not understand these parameters that FUNDAMENTALLY change the way admission officers read essays.</p>

<p>An admission officer can read over 40 essays a day from 15+ applicants. Every day. For months. This is presuming that the university has a well run system and doesn’t have a flood of applicants to bring an overcapacity to individuals (aka, 40 is the “official” line for PR; the actual line is realistically much larger. Remember, admission officers procrastinate also).</p>

<p>What does this mean? All your fancy little literary devices and cute themes that might impress a peer or teacher will NOT impress an admission officer most likely. They’ve seen it before. Multiple times. And too many times, people rely on “authority” figures to help them with their essays when in actuality they are not qualified. Let me over 3 common misconstrued “expert” groups.</p>

<p>1) Teachers. I don’t care that your teacher claims to be a demi-god in writing. Getting a degree in education and running a formalized curriculum structured around the AP/IB testing system is fundamentally different from college admissions. It’s not a number scale. It’s not a grade scale. It’s a binary “yes/no” resolution with factors like “how does this person fit relative to the other people we admit in our class”? (Yes I’m aware some schools like Duke have a number system; I’m talking in generalities here)</p>

<p>2) Your friend who got into Harvard/Stanford/Princeton. They have not seen 3000 essays over a career, so regardless of writing ability, your friend is not looking from the same perspective of an admission officer. “But ANY help is better than NO help right?!?!!?” True. But is your Harvard friend the type of help YOU WANT??? Or rather…would you prefer that nerdy Harry Potter fanfic obsessed friend that plows through creative readings meant to specifically APPEAL to and EVOKE instantaneous connection? You need the right set of eyes to look at your essays. </p>

<p>3) Your friend who won a writing contest (or that may be you). Guess what, no matter how good of a writer you are…that doesn’t make you likeable. It is one tool in a total arsenal. Now, these people aren’t bad people to ask for essay help. However, they’re not demi-gods that preach gospel.</p>

<p>In conclusion, there are many valuable people who can help you with your essay. However, I suggest targetting different groups of people for specfic aspects only (teachers-grammar, award winners-rhetoric, creative friends-content). I hope this helps you seek the proper advice! More to come, if it’s requested…</p>

<p>NOTE: If you would like me to correct your essay, PM me. No guarantees. You must demonstrate a willingness to keep in touch beyond the bounds of the essay correction (FB/Linkedin friends). I do this strictly for networking, not for altruism. My time is valuable, and I don't waste it on people that do not repay favors.</p>

<p>“I do this strictly for networking, not for altruism. My time is valuable, and I don’t waste it on people that do not repay favors.”
I think I’d rather receive essay critiques from well-meaning teachers and peers than a come-offish, caustic Patrick Bateman impersonator.</p>

<p>“Patrick Bateman Impersonator”…LOL</p>

<p>I have to admit though, the advice s/he gave is spot on. And on some level, I totally get where he is coming from. I helped about 30 students last year. About 10 were so ‘in love’ with what they wrote, (and had teachers agreeing with them), that when given something to consider in terms of critique, they dismissed it out of hand. So why ask for someone to read your essay? On person in particular was so arrogant (and it showed in his writing) that I was not surprised he was turned down by every single school.</p>

<p>Of the remaining 20, 10 really got into it, and worked hard to craft and re-craft the essays. They started early, made numerous revisions, and were very successful in getting into schools. 10 I never heard from again.</p>

<p>I dont know “Supreme”, but I am willing to bet he has had similar experiences. But for him, number 4 should have been, make sure the conclusion leaves the reader wanting to meet and friend the writer.</p>