Brag about yourself

<p>It CANNOT be related to anything academic or some sort of like volunteer/intership thing or something you would normally put on college admissions.</p>

<p>I would, but I’m superstitious</p>

<p>I’m a genius at realpolitik</p>

<p>I’m more modest than you are!</p>

<p>I’m perfect in every way. Nobody is honestly better than me.</p>

<p>Becoming emotionless and inhumane in a second just to accomplish something. Ex. gouging out the eyes of a fetal pig. </p>

<p>I don’t think that’s really a brag…o.o
Okay hmm…let’s see…I know! I can do the asian pen twirl xD</p>

<p>My first name contains three syllables.
That’s right. Be jealous.</p>

<p>I am not overweight or close to it despite the fact that I eat enough to feed a developing nation.
I do not have cancer.
I do not have diabetes.
I am alive.
I only have 54 more days left of high school.</p>

<p>I have outrageously long chest hairs. Yeah, it’s awesome. <_<</p>

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<p>Isn’t that the best thing ever?</p>

<p>^^^^Plattsburg is not making that up.
No, I’m not kidding, but I haven’t been stalking Plattsburg either</p>

<p>Leila, besides the fact that you’re a girl, I wish I was you in every way. I mean I am except for 54 days and the outrageously high metabolism. The metabolism is what I want though. I’m fat :(.</p>

<p>I guess I should consider myself pretty lucky, then, for my fast metabolism. I love food way too much. :D</p>

<p>Our metabolisms will catch up with us one of these days. It always works out that way. I’m 6’1 and 155 which I consider REALLY light considering how much I eat. I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m at 250 lb status someday, like my dad =(</p>

<p>My metabolism catching up to me is literally one of my biggest fears. I’m lucky to weigh the amount I do, hahah. Being 250 lbs does NOT sound like fun. =[</p>

<p>Leila, there’s nothing wrong with being fat. Except for the fact that you’re fat.</p>

<p>I don’t know if you knew this, Cody, but I am SUPER proud of the fact that I’m fat. It happens to be one of my best qualities, y’know?</p>

<p>Reading my last post, I totally realized that I called you fat. Which I didn’t mean to. I don’t even know what you look like. It’s late and I’m not proofreading before posting.</p>

<p>If any harm done, my apologies.</p>

<p>And yes, I’d be proud too… I’d get noticed more.</p>

<p>Hahahah no worries. I thought you were joking so I went along with it. No offense taken.</p>

<p>My last name has TWO capital letters. It’s pretty beast.</p>

<p>My calves are so muscular.</p>

<p>I have a good bounce, according to my ballet teacher. And a nice chest, but she doesn’t mean my breast, she means up where my sternum is. It’s magnificent. Be jeal.</p>