<p>ahahaha...I love you Earl</p>
<p>So who here ACTUALLY goes to Brown? Earl? Dave? Mgcsinc does, right?</p>
<p>"Ivy League students are generally more so [attractive] than the rest of the population"
-here comes along someone even more misinformed than I. all i can say in response is, USC SONG GIRLS ROCK!!!! have you seen the Ivy cheerleaders? they.....don't......rock....</p>
<p>Always wished that I dated a real cheerleader. it would have been awesome if just for the sheer novelty of it.</p>
<p>Did you date a faux cheerleader somewhere along the way?</p>
<p>No, Isabella, I'm a prospective.</p>
<p>von_herrs, he was talking about what posterX said on the first page:
"Ivy League students are much more attractive, on average, than the general population. Of course, at a big state school with kids crawling over every surface, you might notice more attractive people around, but that doesn't mean that the average student is more attractive. Quite the opposite."</p>
<p>Dave, are you sure you're a prospective applicant? (sorry I keep asking. Don't yell at me)</p>
<p>No, come to think of it, somewhere along the way I blacked out and totally forgot that I'm enrolled at Brown, all while living 24/7 in Miami and, for whatever reason, taking high school classes at the school just around my block. Gee whiz, how ever do I manage?</p>
<p>Don't be a mean : (
There are just a lot of Dave Blooms running around at Brown.</p>
<p>and you have procured my last name out of the air. magical. are you facebook stalking now?</p>
<p>Don't be mean*...I was about to say "a meanie" but I cut myself off.</p>
<p>no no...just looked at your im screen name. that's all.</p>
<p>Future reference: there's an edit button for such situations.</p>
<p>Hrm, forgot that was listed. Didn't know my name was so popular at Brown.</p>
<p>what happened to Earl? He vanished. I guess I should vanish, too. So tired.</p>
<p>But still, why are you so mean? I must have really annoyed you.</p>
<p>Well, you're a narcissist, you try too hard to show off, you say "OMG" far too often than any human being who claims to be as intelligent as you do should, and you made a terrible first impression with your initial post that basically said, "look at me, boasting about myself on the interwebs! weeeee!" And it's 1:20, and I'm tired, and I'm loathing school tomorrow.</p>
<p>Your stupid question deserved a sarcastic response, by the way. In fact, you were begging for it. Why on earth would I lie and say I'm not a student?</p>
<p>You wouldn't, I guess. I don't know. Something about your language or something you said earlier made me think you were a Brown student. </p>
<p>You also have no sense of humor.</p>
<p>But you're pretty hilarious. That's for sure.</p>
<p>No, there is clearly a line between something that is funny and something that is obnoxious. It's not very thin, and you jumped it. Several times.</p>
<p>I'm sorry if I'm too dry for you.</p>
<p>Great story to relieve the boredom of AP Calc BC tomorrow: humiliation......on internet!</p>
<p>God I realise why I am going to Ivies and not Duke or Stanford. Because I have no life.</p>
<p>I feel positively terrible.</p>