Brown Recluse Spider vs. Me: who would win?

<p>one time there was this GIANT spider on the floor, that looked exactly like one of those fake halloween ones. My sister was about to throw it on me because she didn't know it was real, and then it moved!!!! So we started shrieking and my dad caught it in a jar. It wouldn't move and when you shook the jar it would flop around and you could hear its legs squeaking against the sides. ugh i hate that noise!! </p>

<p>I don't know what kind of spider it was, it had velvety looking brown skin on the back and the front was shiny like black patent leather. It had red bulbs under these big fangs that I guess was filled with poison? We put some other spider in the jar to make them fight but it just ran away from the other littler spider. Anyway it died and now its all dried up in the jar. but i lost the jar.</p>