<p>Oh my God - that bite picture was disgusting. In terms of spider stories I can remember laying in my bed one night reading and then re-focusing my eyes to see a spider suspended in mid-air right in front of the words of my book. I freeeeeeeaked and did some sort of crazy combat roll out of my bed. I don't think I've ever moved quite so fast. The spider, possibly realizing that he was now in imminent danger, quickly retreated back up his silky little line and scurried into a tiny crack in the ceiling. </p>
<p>I went to read in another room.</p>