<p>I'm sorry Phil...but this song is appropriate for the bra strapping.</p>
<p>Taken from Whip It by Devo</p>
<p>now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good</p>
<p>Okay......hahaha....now get out.</p>
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<li><p>Look at her and say "Did he go to jail?" When she asks who, say "Your father--when he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."</p></li>
<li><p>Laser tag. Even if she hates it, she can take out her anger on you for taking her on such a sucky date by killing you. Again and again and again.</p></li>
<li><p>Point out everything that SHE does wrong. Eventually, she'll be so obsessed with not screwing up in front of you that she won't notice when you screw up.</p></li>
<li><p>Moon her.</p></li>
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<p>Dude that advice is terrible. lol :p</p>
<p>Dude, it works. Trust me, dude. Dude, just try it.</p>
<p>Dude, a girl's gotta have the jugs. And feet. I like feet. Big ones that I can peel.</p>
<p>What were you saying about big feet and jugs??? Cause I'm confused.</p>
<p>Dude, no, I don't mock. I just bought a twenty sack, dude. Real ****, but it works. Dude, you told me to post that here.</p>
<p>Yeah I know but how do big feet count? I guess I can see the jugs but the feet?</p>
<p>man, they're great. especially in cute shoes. my favorite, though, dude, is when a girls feet go commando in tennis shoes. no socks, ya know? it makes me feel all naughty inside.</p>
<p>Lol. Wow never heard of a guy getting so into a chick with big feet. :p</p>
<p>the small ones are good, too, but not big enough foot to get a good peelin' off of.</p>
<p>When you say peelin what do you mean dude? lol</p>
<p>dude, ya ever peeled the skin from the bottom of your feet, man? dude, its just fun to do it offa girl.</p>
<p>Say what???? dude I thought you meant something intimate or somethin. Peeling skin off a chicks foot is not cool dude. </p>
<p>Tell me about your present relationship with a chick, or previous?</p>
<ol>
<li>How to approach a girl</li>
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<p>Flowers, chocolate and champagne. It almost ALWAYS works.</p>
<p>That would just scare her away, especially in high school.</p>
<p>HAHAHAHAHAHA.
KCHEN, YOU ARE MY IDOL. =)</p>
<p>
<p>2) How do you do what a girl likes and something you like at the same time? Our first get-together thing was at Mickey D's. No joke. It wasn't a date though - I mean, dates shouldn't be in fast food restaurants in the first place. I got a cheeseburger, and she got a McFlurry. I paid for her, but you aren't obligated to.</p>
<p>3) How to avoid screwing up in front of a girl? Whenever she doubts your skill at anything, launch into a five-minute lecture about how you are right. Follow by raising your eyebrows and saying, "Know what I mean?"</p>
<p>4) How to get a girl's attention? This bra strap's made for snappin', and that's just what I'll do... ;)</p>
<p>This is my experience with my first girlfriend. It didn't go too well in the end, but hey, everyone needs time to learn, right?
Said like a true man. High fives pal. I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT. Bra strap?? WHAT HAVE THE GUYS BEEN DOING TO YOU?? ahahaha. It sounds like your ghetto brother posted that.</p>
<h1>3 . . . that sounds like something we're all so familiar with. ;) lmao.</h1>
<p>I think somebody's just jealous cuz they b---- got hit. ;)</p>
<p>hey, if shes allowed in here then i should be too</p>
<p>she's not! Sarah leave! 13lueflame leave! </p>
<p>And I'm not jealous of anyone. lol If you are talking about the foot thing that **** is strange.</p>