<p>I just started here at cal and I want to lose my virginity. If you are a girl and you are interested please reply back with a personal message.</p>
<p>Thanks</p>
<p>I admire your chutzpah, my friend.
Best of luck to you :)</p>
<p>^HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA
LOLOLOLOLOLOL</p>
<p>EPICCCC!!!</p>
<p>PS: I’m a virgin guy and I plan on waiting to meet that special girl that I intend on marrying before I decide to have sex, but good luck to ya! lol</p>
<p>^actually a little sidenote:</p>
<p>Think about what kind of girls would actually accept your request to do this. Perhaps you are better off actually finding a girl you think is cool/interesting at Berkeley (the real world not the internet world) and ask her out and go through the whole dating process. I think losing your virginity in that setting would be more meaningful and perhaps even safer but that’s just my .02 cents. Remember safe sex if you are actually serious about all this. (sigh, I feel like I sound like a parent right now lol…)</p>
<p>I’m a girl that specializes in helping boys lose their virginity (aka boys -> men). I’m packed this week with appointments but perhaps I can squeeze you in (no pun intended) maybe this Saturday if you’re free?</p>
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<p>This gets funnier when you show it to girls who in your experience MIGHT go for it and get their reactions, just fyi.</p>
<h2>Note that the most positive reaction was that the lack of pictures meant you weren’t worth it, btw.</h2>
<p>But hey, why not use this as a jumping-off point for another good discussion?</p>
<p>@Diivio: I’m actually of the opinion that it would be preferable not to lose your virginity to someone “special,” at least in the modern west. I don’t vilify those who would prefer to wait, but a trustworthy, attractive friend of the gender of interest (…usually the opposite gender, obviously) - someone with whom you KNOW you will not fall in love - seems like a more logical choice, especially if you know that this person has experience, knows what they’re doing, and can teach you a few things.</p>
<p>“I can squeeze you in (no pun intended)”
So hilarious.
You should try and meet someone instead of going for someone online. Losing your virginity should be something special, not just to get over with.</p>
<p>goldenbear, sheesh. atleast offer her some moolah. and props demoz.</p>
<p>jkjkjkjk. i hope this isnt a serious thread, lol.</p>
<p>I hope it is serious. And honestly, I think you would be surprised how many girls would be willing to do this.</p>
<p>If you get really desperate and begin to explore your options beyond females, then you know who to call. My username is a good indication of what I look like. Look forward to hearing from you soon. </p>
<p>XOXO teehee.</p>
<p>I’ve watched tons of my friends lose their virginity because they just wanted to know what it was like or felt pressured or whatever - it never ended too well, but it never ended bad, either.
But no girl worth anyone’s time would ever respond seriously to this (why do you think everyone is laughing?) - think of what people would say if you asked this in real life. If you asked me that I’d probably shank you.
And really, any girl? I’d like to know what’s so repulsive about your personality if you’re setting your standards so low.
If you have sex with the people you really love and really enjoy being involved with, you’ll be MUCH happier - trust me. No one likes to think about their sexual standards and feel like a slut. I’m not saying be abstinent - that’s something that only works for certain types of people. But don’t be desperate, either. Come on, you’re a Berkeley student - you had to have brains to get in here, so use them.</p>
<p>so this is what people resort to when craigslist isn’t an option anymore…</p>
<p>lets just pretend that this is a intentional set-up for the virginity hit movie</p>
<p>@123 HAHAHAH LOL so funny
@Derek what is that movie about anyway
@anyone else that made a funny remark LOLOL hilarious
@jonnosferatu: I suppose that makes sense but a trustworthy, attractive friend of the gender of interest is a girl that I think I’d probably fall in love with if me and her clicked really really well after a long period of time and yeah who knows what would happen after that lol</p>
<p>This might be the funniest thread I have seen in a long time. Whether or not it’s serious I really had fun reading all the responses. LOL. best of luck to all of you at Cal. I have a physics 7A midterm tomorrow and reading this forum was a good destresser.</p>
<p>3/4 of the people in this thread don’t realize he’s just ■■■■■■■■, lols</p>
<p>I know, lol seriously right? xD</p>
<p>The OP was insensible to post this in CC in the first place, and the following threads tell me you all need to get a girlfriend.</p>
<p>OMG. thanks for a good laugh before my midterms tomorrow!</p>
<p>@Mech: I count more like 50%, possibly less.</p>
<p>@UpMagic: I’d rather not share any future girlfriends with the rest of CC. Seems like it’d cause some friction. <.<</p>