<p>Sigh I probably do need a gf but looking at the things I’ve posted on CC makes it fairly obvious why I’ll probably never get one lol. But I do have a hot date with a physics 7A midterm tonight…(Example 1 of why I can’t get a gf lol)</p>
<p>Thinking you won’t get a girlfriend is one of the biggest things you can do to prevent yourself from getting one. Being confident and knowing that you’re interesting are easily the two biggest contributors towards developing relationships with people, especially people of the opposite sex.</p>
<p>“I’ve watched tons of my friends lose their virginity because they just wanted to know what it was like or felt pressured or whatever - it never ended too well, but it never ended bad, either.”</p>
<p>That’s a lot of pressure on your friends…when you were watching them, were you standing in the opposite corner or right next to the bed ? =D</p>
<p>^LOL epic 10char</p>
<p>I doubt even a condom made of leather would be enough for THAT excursion.</p>
<p>@HumorUS: lol thanks for the tip but I want a girlfriend I can relate with, not sex.</p>
<p>Oh well I’m not in any hurry. Don’t worry physics midterm I will not be late for our encounter!</p>
<p>You could just do what the guy in Putnam Porn did…</p>
<p>LOL putnam porn, **** yea</p>
<p>^^ yeah, you can treat your hooker out to the crossroad lunch special afterwards too.</p>
<p>lol you guys are too funny (what is Putnam porn btw?), and why is your username demoz demoz?</p>
<p>PS: Although I doubt the OP was serious, if he was, I wonder if his issue has been resolved yet lol.</p>
<p>^^ if this forum was moderated, you would be banned</p>
<p>but the staff on cc is quite inadequate</p>
<p>Banned because he posted a link to where you have the option to download a video? Seems kind of harsh.</p>
<p>they warn you if you post a youtube video, they suspend you if you do it more than once. I’d expect them to treat this kinda thing with more severity…</p>
<p>but if not…that’s cool too :D</p>
<p>^yeah I didn’t click the link because it looked sketchy</p>
<p>That’s got to be the funniest video I’ve seen this month.</p>
<p>Props to anyone who gets the joke.</p>