<p>Not that funny . . . come on, you can do better than that. I pity anyone who takes this seriously though (cuz let's face it, someone will most likely . . . ).</p>
<p>C+ in W. Hist and Bio? Awesome. :) I foretell a future with you extracting DNA samples from Neanderthals with the Bubonic plague. Keep it up, matey. It's Harvard fer shure.</p>
<p>Wow!!!! Where did you get your genius abilities? I mean D's in almost every class! That's incredible. Harvard will love you! It's definitely a safe match.</p>
<p>This fake person wouldn't even graduate high school in 4 years. This is now officially the most worthless and unfunny thread I have ever commented on.</p>