<p>I notice a lot of people get the joke but I hope some of the posts of seen aren't taking this seriously . . .</p>
<p>This fake person wouldn't even graduate high school in 4 years. This is now officially the most worthless and unfunny thread I have ever commented on.</p>
<p>Why wouldn't she/he graduate? She/he has passed every class she/he has taken.</p>
<p>Your AI is 130.5 on a 240 scale. Your SAT I scores put you in the 34% to 47% range of all high school non-graduates. Your lack of SAT IIs is heartening since it means that you still have time to learn how to guess well at tests, and possibly even learn how to cheat off the person sitting across the room from you.</p>
<p>You have a great chance at Harvard--if you mean the Garden Nursery Preschool located at Harvard Square. I'm sure that the fingerpainting exercises should be right up your alley. Write back and let us know if you were accepted--</p>
<p>P.S. I hope you don't mind being the oldest person in the class, however--take heart--I'm sure with a little effort you can graduate with a gold star or two on at least one of your drawings.</p>
<p>Here's the link to apply--I though I'd post it since I knew you'd never find it on your own.
<a href="http://www.gardennurseryschool.org/%5B/url%5D">http://www.gardennurseryschool.org/</a></p>
<p>LOL, nice one Calcruzer.</p>
<p>Good chance for special ed</p>
<p>Hmm....I think you'd be better off not even applying to harvard because Harvard is going to come apply for YOU ;)</p>
<p>good luck~~~ -_-</p>
<p>if you improve your math score, you might have a chance.</p>
<p>Have u considered Oxford or Cambridge?</p>
<p>If you were a URM ud be a shoo in at harvard</p>