<p>I signed up for the common app with the username Schmivy (it's what a bunch of guys at my school started calling me last year. It's just not as satisfying to call them things like Scmjosh and Schmphilip back.), without thinking about the fact that I'd be using it for an Ivy League school or two (Dartmouth for sure, maybe Cornell). Are they going to be able to see the username I have? I don't want them to think I'm making fun of the Ivy League.</p>
<p>I know. Ridiculous. But tha's a great word to describe me.</p>