<p>send me a PM, and I will reply to your PM with my insane essay.</p>
<p>Is this just a random essay with no purpose? If it is, I’m not sure you will find many willing readers lol</p>
<p>I don’t even know.</p>
<p>Heck, I’ll read it. I know I’ve got a low post count and everything, but I’ve already been accepted at Rice so it’s not like I need to plagiarize your essay. And if it’s “bizarre” and “insane” I suspect not many would want to steal it anyways. 
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