Hi, I have a draft of my common app essay ready, and I would appreciate if someone could take a look at it. I’m planning on applying to some prestigious schools (Stanford, Columbia, etc.) so please do not refrain from criticism! Be as honest as you can. Only people who are completely done with the common app process please 
I’m an incoming freshman at Vanderbilt and I’d be happy to read it
I’d like to read it! Message it to me.
I’m obviously an old fart. BA '74 JD '77. I’ll read.
I’ll be happy to read
Incoming student at MIT, I can help
I’ll look at it!
I will look at it. I have taught english!