Can this JuiceboxHero get into Horny Corny?

<p>I am an Indian Male.
My GPA is a 3.45 in core academic subjects (Science, Social Studies, Foreign Language, English, Math), with assigning 4 pts for A, 3 Pts for B, and 2 Pts for C. I have one of the 5 hardest schedules in my school. So, this GPA is a bit deflated, in my opinion.
My rank is 99/471, but will go up to about 90/471. This is also due to many schedules that are a lot weaker than mine at a huge suburban, competitive, high-school.
I have a 800 V, 740 M on SAT I
710 Math IIC, 760 Chemistry, and 700 US History.</p>

<p>I recently turned 16 years old, and I am a senior, I hope that helps.
I sent in a CD, and a copy of my research paper on Field Emission. That paper was a big deal...It was at a prestigious lab..blah, blah, blah.</p>

<p>I am an Eagle Scout, so I have a 1000 + Community service hours with that.
I have been a varsity swimmer for 2 years. An avid swimmer for 8 +.
I'm an active Stand-Up Comedian.
I'm on my school's Math and Science, as well as Academic Quiz Bowl Teams. I have some awards and good showings at these. I am captain of two of them.
I used to play piano for about 6 years, but stopped 2 years ago.
I have lots, and lots, and lots of community service, through Boy Scouts, Habitat for Humanity, The Local Library, a Center for Autism and Related Disablities, and coaching sports to low-income kids.</p>

<p>Other Interests, Activities, and Notes</p>

<p>· Member of school’s Pep Club (Big Bad Wolves)
· Long interest in Stand-Up Comedy
· Sustained interest in hiking and other outdoor activities
· I have a very strong interest in football and baseball. I was very eagerly awaiting a chance to play on my high-school varsity teams until I suffered an injury that shattered my wrist. However, I still play intramural flag-football, as well as intramural baseball with local high-school students.
· I am very proficient at cooking traditional Indian dishes.
· I am an avid hip-hop enthusiast and DJ. I experiment with making break-beats and cutting records with my friends on weekends.
· I am fluent in Hindi and Telugu. Telugu is spoken frequently in my house, but Hindi is only spoken occasionally. I practice Hindi by watching Bollywood films. This is one of my guilty pleasures.
· During my youth, my family traveled to India, Scotland, Italy, France, and Germany. This travel has been very influential and has been instrumental in giving me a more worldly view.
· I have participated in some research every summer at the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory and The Center for Advanced Power Systems. This research has not been “official.” I will “officially” be allowed to participate this summer, as I have just recently turned 16.</p>

<p>why dont you apply and find out?</p>

<p>Dude *** is wrong with you
stop posting under every forum
i seriously hope you get rejected from all your schools
if you do get accepted look foward to 4 years of beatdown</p>

<p>good luck in life</p>

<p>90/471 sucks.</p>

<p>Your GPA sucks.</p>

<p>You're also probably immature also.</p>

<p>Colleges will hate you. :)</p>

<p>err...guys cmmn be kind to him...he just wants to know whether he has a chance or not</p>

<p>juicebopxhero,</p>

<p>ur ec's are not that great, frankly speaking. and ur rank's mediocre at best, especially from Cornell';s point of view...</p>

<p>ur research paper could be very useful, if its as big as u make it out to be. and u say u have a lot of community service.
so try and work on somerthin like thius: "Science freak who wants to use knowledge for community welfare".
thye 16 yr thing ain't gonna help u much....
I too turned 16 this yr and a<em>ravin</em>hurt is allso 16...loads of 16's apply to college...</p>

<p>All the Best</p>

<p>dude look at the kid's thread name
"Can this JuiceboxHero get into Horny Corny?"</p>

<p>NO YOU CANT</p>

<p>lol, and the other one . . darty warty . . .haha</p>

<p>lol, you know you're at cc when...
1. people have absolutely no sense of humor
2. eagle scout + 1000+ hrs of community service + stand up comedian + varsity sport + captain of two academic teams = not great ecs</p>

<p>whoa gmman... CCers have a sense of humor...but its very different from other's.</p>

<p>juicebox is not funny at all . im sorry gmman</p>

<p>im not talking to you, i just find it amusing how a couple of people have been mortally offended by the fact that the guy put his chances thread up in multiple forums with goofy names</p>

<p>irap3pillws, u really wrap 3 pillows togather, doesn't ur head hurt???</p>

<p>anyways, cmmn u can't jump on juicebox, for some ...not normal, but creative... thread names</p>

<p>arjun is it really that difficult to type english?</p>

<p>what do u mean?</p>

<p>he means you made a boo-boo in your typing :p</p>

<p>err...if thats the only thing u could think of to get back at me for my post...Very Lame :p</p>

<p>booboo?
i'm asking him to make some god damn sense</p>

<p>"irap3pillws, u really wrap 3 pillows togather, doesn't ur head hurt???"</p>

<p>you must be joking. you're making fun of how a guy from india types? ever seen harold and kumar go to whitecastle? you're about at the level of those badass boys who go kayaking in the middle of someone's gas station store</p>

<p>OUCH
man gmman that was one witty insult</p>

<p>irap3pillows-> i wrap 3 pillows</p>