<p>This is Captian Obviuos's Advice Thread! In this succession of repeated posts, also known as a thread, Captian Obviuos will give obviuos answers to all of your questions, also known as advice!</p>
<p>Is cheese in a can really cheese?</p>
<p>What happens if I write on Captain Obvious' thread?</p>
<p>Captain Obviuos:</p>
<p>When the Universe stops expanding and begins collapsing back into itself, will I have to walk backwards? I'm pretty clumsy and that would be a real pain.</p>
<p>Captian, Will you be answering the questions in this thread?</p>
<p>and a "bump" for good measure</p>
<p>I thought it was Captian Obviuos? You spelled it wrong AGAIN. :P</p>
<p>'Tis my fate, Jon, 'tis my fate. Now, I shall let these threads disappear into the oblivion.</p>
<p>You know snoop is going to look for that original thread and write on it, right?</p>
<p>Hey cap, or whatever your real name is, I'm surprised that you, being such a science buff, didn't catch D'yer Maker's false statement:</p>
<p>"When the Universe stops expanding and begins collapsing back into itself, will I have to walk backwards?"</p>
<p>Indeed, the universe, as it stands now, is not going to collapse back on itself, but will rather expand forever. This is due to a new discovery called "Dark Energy" which is repelling the superclusters away from one another. Unless this energy changes polatrity (i.e., becomes attractive), then the universe will never collapse. So, D'yer Maker, you will never have to worry about walking backwards! :)</p>
<p>... /<em>comment</em>/ -_-*</p>
<p>Captian Obviuos:</p>
<p>When the Dark Energy changes polarity and the Universe begins collapsing back into itself, will I have to walk backwards? I'm pretty clumsy and that would be a real pain.</p>
<p>^haha !</p>
<p>Captian Obviuos refuses to answer any questions until he is addressed properly, by Captian Obviuos's **real name, spelled correctly. Captian Obviuos is quite perturbed.</p>
<p>I think captain obvious needs to chill out a little.</p>
<p>If Captian Obviuos chills, then who will save the world? </p>
<p>That's what Captian Obviuos thought.</p>
<p>well, based on your lack of basic astrophysical knowledge, I'd say you are unfit to be captain! ;)</p>
<p>Cap*tian!* Cap*TIAN!*</p>
<p>...my thoughts exactly...</p>
<p>See, as someone who cannot spell their name correctly, leads me to highly doubt there savior status!</p>
<p>okey dokey CAPTIAN.</p>
<p>You're the one who keeps changing the name! It's a frikkin' moving target! So I fixed it. Now hurry up and answer before the polarity thingy happens and everything goes dark! Or...if it's dark energy and the polarity changes...maybe it will go bright. Sheesh, I don't know. Just answer...dammit.</p>